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Official Halloween (candy) Corny Joke Thread
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:11 am
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:11 am
In celebration of Halloween, tell your best corny Halloween jokes.
What do ghosts drink when they're thirsty?
Ghoul-aid.
What do ghosts drink when they're thirsty?
Ghoul-aid.
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:20 am to Pectus
Why do Witches not wear panties?
To get a tighter grip on the broomstick!
To get a tighter grip on the broomstick!
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 7:22 am
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:22 am to Pectus
why can't a male ghost make a baby?
Cuz, he has a hollow weenie
Cuz, he has a hollow weenie
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:23 am to Pectus
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:27 am to Pectus
two pumpkins are sitting at a bar. one says to the other, " hey man its halloween, shouldnt we be jack o lanterns?"
the bartender says "HEY! if yall starting cutting up yall are outta here!"
the bartender says "HEY! if yall starting cutting up yall are outta here!"
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:39 am to Pectus
A skeleton walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll you have?"
Skeleton says, "I'll take a beer....... and a mop."
Skeleton says, "I'll take a beer....... and a mop."
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:03 am to jembeurt
How does a gay ghost scare people?
"Rain-boo!"
"Rain-boo!"
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:19 am to Pectus
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet...
A handful of sheet...
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:23 am to Pectus
What does HC86 yell out when she's getting hammered from behind?
BOO
BOO
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:24 am to Skillet
What does Paige give in the back of a ghost's car?
A blowjob.
A blowjob.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:25 am to Skillet
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:14 pm to MSTiger33
You would think Halloween would be Dracula's favorite holiday...
It's actually Fangsgiving.
It's actually Fangsgiving.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:17 pm to Pectus
Well this threa certainly delivered on the corny-ness.
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