Homecoming Parade - what a joke

I know that the homecoming parade has never been a particularly "good" parade as far as we're accustomed to in Louisiana. But this year's was worse than I can recall.

There was 1 Greek float, 3 political floats. A few weeks ago LSU was running around from tailgate to tailgate removing political banners. A few members of our tailgate work for one of the local campaigns and were told to remove the banners or "the next step would be to contact the police and get them involved for not complying with tailgating rules" the gustapo went on to inform us that by hanging a banner at a tailgate it could imply that LSU endorses a candidate. Then they cut the zip ties themselves and removed our banner. Oh but have them give money to be in the parade and by all means let's have Edwin walking around kissing babies and Giant fat heads of Garret Graves on sticks.

Meanwhile 1 f'n greek float. We used to have a float for every greek homecoming team. What the hell happened? Those floats livened up the parade. The greek float this year had members from greek organizations on it - no music, nobody having a good time. Terrible.

Then the dance troupe comes by. The "Perfectly Imperfect Dancing Divas". They ranged in age from about 7 to 12 maybe? No problem with kids dance groups at all. Then the kids started twerking to Rock tha Boat. Unedited version. I'm sorry but seeing a bunch of little girls bent over shaking their arse while the speakers blare "make that thang whistle" and their parents cheering them on and taking pictures just didn't seem right.

Then there was a "float" that was a truck with purple painted cardboard all over it and it said "Truck Beauxt" on it. And that was it. No club, nothing to do with LSU, nothing. That's gotta be some people just jumping in the parade, right? If that's the case then its hilarious.

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