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16-17 Year Old Trick or Treaters
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:06 pm
I was talking with one of my neighbors earlier. We just moved to the neighborhood a few months ago from out of state, and I was asking her about what time range to expect tick or treaters. As part of her answer, she stated to "Be ready for 16-17 year olds dressed like sluts coming to your house for candy".
This neighbor isn't some old prude, so I assume when she uses that description, it's probably not too far off.
My wife and I are trying to think of something smart-arse to give these types of trick or treaters should they come to our house (no, not condoms or pregnancy tests). Any idea of a cheap candy that might have a subliminal message, or some other way respond in a half fun way, but at the same time a way to express that they're too damn old to be going door to door for candy?
I figure the most expert advice would be given here. Thanks in advance.
This neighbor isn't some old prude, so I assume when she uses that description, it's probably not too far off.
My wife and I are trying to think of something smart-arse to give these types of trick or treaters should they come to our house (no, not condoms or pregnancy tests). Any idea of a cheap candy that might have a subliminal message, or some other way respond in a half fun way, but at the same time a way to express that they're too damn old to be going door to door for candy?
I figure the most expert advice would be given here. Thanks in advance.
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Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:07 pm to ragincajun03
Trick every time for anyone older than 10 or so.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:07 pm to ragincajun03
How about just give them a Kit-Kat and leave them alone?
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:07 pm to ragincajun03
A baby
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:08 pm to ragincajun03
Look through the peephole before you open door. Just dont open it when it is undesirables.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:10 pm to ragincajun03
fruit
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:10 pm to ragincajun03
I usually open the door to see who is there before I go get candy. If it's a teenager I tell them I don't have any candy.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:10 pm to ragincajun03
Wear a slutty costume under your robe. One look at that hairy manchest will deter them from returning. Oh and give them candy to add to the creepy factor.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:10 pm to ragincajun03
get a bunch of job applications at your local McDonald's. hand them out to the teens that come.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:11 pm to ragincajun03
Bottled water
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:12 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
How about just give them a Kit-Kat and leave them alone?
this.
I dont see the issue here.
I remember being in highschool and still going trick or treating. i did live in a small town that was pretty much built around one neighborhood so everyone pretty much did it. But we didnt cause any issues just used it as an excuse to dress up and go out with friends.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:28 pm to Displaced
quote:
get a bunch of job applications at your local McDonald's. hand them out to the teens that come.
I like this idea. Seriously thinking of this, and probably give them a tootsie roll to go with it.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:28 pm to ragincajun03
There's sure to be some great ways to show these kids.
I mean, messing with bored 16, 17, or 18 year olds who live within walking distance would never go wrong.
I mean, messing with bored 16, 17, or 18 year olds who live within walking distance would never go wrong.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:30 pm to ragincajun03
quote:
"Be ready for 16-17 year olds dressed like sluts coming to your house for candy".
quote:
Any idea of a cheap candy that might have a subliminal message, or some other way respond in a half fun way
Give them the D! Its free and fun!
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:31 pm to ragincajun03
Give them Gummy bears of death. Read the reviews.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:32 pm to ragincajun03
Cock
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:52 pm to Boss
Those reviews never get old 
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:52 pm to Vegas Eddie
How about some of that nasty peanut butter candy in the orange or black wrapper? That would piss me off.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:55 pm to h0bnail
quote:love that shite
How about some of that nasty peanut butter candy in the orange or black wrapper? That would piss me off.
Posted on 10/26/14 at 8:55 pm to ragincajun03
Wine coolers. But tell them they have to come inside to get it.
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