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re: Friday lunch thread

Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by Artie Rome
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:52 pm to
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when he pissed outside JC Penny everybody was telling him to stop.


Stop and do what? People are crazy. It's not like A 4-5 year old ponders and plans his next piss. Mine will be in a state of frenetic energy for three hours then stop. Piss. Continue.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:55 pm to
I love pissing outside.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:57 pm to
I love Saturdays when I'm sitting on the couch watching football and drinking... I walk over to the front door and piss right off the porch.

Pissing outside really is one of life's pleasures.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:59 pm to
For a man....def not for a woman
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:59 pm to
I do exact same thing, except back door. It's liberating. And green. I tell myself how much water I just saved every time I do it. It's how God meant it to be.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:02 pm to
It's what makes being a man better than being a woman.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:04 pm to
That and the ability to reason and associated sense of well-being.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:05 pm to
To be fair, they beat us on the smell of #2
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:05 pm to
That and not giving a frick
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:07 pm to
I have the ability to reason and have an associated sense of well being
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:09 pm to
You're being unreasonable.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:09 pm to
Nah
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

I have the ability to reason and have an associated sense of well being

Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:13 pm to



At least as a woman you can totally claim you are a wuss about something and not be ridiculed for it
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:15 pm to
Then brag about squeezing a watermelon out of your vagina.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:16 pm to
So this is a lil awkward. Finally was seen by a PA in the urgent care I've been waiting at.


Guy walks in.....it's a guy I went on a few match dates right before I met my husband. Same guy that goes to my church and was in the newlyweds class we went to a few times. He shows no recognition of who I am either Just goes about his exam.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:17 pm to
I fear snakes. Still make sure there isn't one coiled up in the toilet before I shite sometimes.

I also piss sitting down if at home in slob clothes.

Posted by Artie Rome
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Guy walks in.....it's a guy I went on a few match dates right before I met my husband. Same guy that goes to my church and was in the newlyweds class we went to a few times. He shows no recognition of who I am either Just goes about his exam.


That is definitely awkward. Not sure how I would have reacted on either side of that equation. Was he checking out your cooze or butt-hole? Are they injured?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:19 pm to
Did he ask you to undress?
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 4:24 pm to
He just listened to my chest and back and had me do some stretches (touch my toes, etc) to see if it made my back hurt. I did not mention anything to him about how I know him from long ago. I never did either when I realized who he was from church that time.
We only went on 2 dates and kissed. Guy was dealing with the sudden death of his mom then and realized he wanted to put dating on hold so that's why we never saw each other again. And he mentioned his mother's death many times in the church class so I believe it really did shake him up and he wasn't just not interested.
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