re: Best way to deal with obnoxious co-workers from the state of Mississippi?

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

For the cowbells, just tell, "Pace yourself; it's probably gonna have to last you another 14 years."

For the Hotty Toddys, who gives a shite? They're obnoxious already. Ignore them until Saturday, then laugh at their tears after we beat them.

Hide their spit cups.

Talk some good-natured shite right back, laugh and shrug it off. It's a fricking game.

And we don't understand why Tiber bait gets under people's skin?????

Let them have their fun, lord knows they don't know what it's like to be relevant.

Alabama coworkers are worse.

Ask them about that phantom National Championship the think they won in the 50's.

Start talking about all the good times you have had watching the Tigers play in SEC Championship games.

Geaux to Hell Ole Miss

My analyst just walked into my office playing Ole Miss' TD song on his phone, saying he's planning on hearing it a bunch come Saturday.

I told him his team should win, but if LSU wins, now that he's talked shite, I'm gonna litter the office with LSU shite and play our band songs constantly.

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One guy literally made the shark-fin sign to me today

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It is official. This has happened:

Be a man and let them have their fun. Both teams are having a special season so far. Hopefully, the tigers can end things for one of them this weekend, but it won't be easy.