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NFL injuries - the story from an ex-ballboy

Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:02 pm
Posted by LSU Piston
The 313
Member since Feb 2008
3844 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:02 pm
great read

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One of Kester's responsibilities was to carry small amounts of smelling salts in his pockets on NFL sidelines waiting for players dazed from a hit. When a player would call him over -- many times after vomiting from a hard hit he had just taken -- Kester would quickly pull out the salts for the player to inhale.

The salts snapped the player back to an alert state, and he went on playing the game.

Kester argues that TV cameras were instructed not to show the smelling salts on broadcasts. But those aren't the only signs of damage Kester saw as a ball boy. He routinely found bloody and soiled jockstraps that he ascribes to a brief nervous system failure caused by a hard hit.

Kester also describes having to unwrap a wad of gum because a player lacked the fine motor skills to handle the tiny foil himself.


Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25455 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:09 pm to
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He routinely found bloody and soiled jockstraps that he ascribes to a brief nervous system failure caused by a hard


Somebody got the shite knocked out of them
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
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He routinely found bloody and soiled jockstraps that he ascribes to a brief nervous system failure caused by a hard
quote:

Somebody got the shite knocked out of them
I didn't want to be the first to say it but...
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Kester also describes having to unwrap a wad of gum because a player lacked the fine motor skills to handle the tiny foil himself.


Maybe they just have big fingers and short fingernails.

quote:

But those aren't the only signs of damage Kester saw as a ball boy. He routinely found bloody and soiled jockstraps that he ascribes to a brief nervous system failure caused by a hard hit.


The ballboy is a doctor?

Posted by KBeezy
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
13529 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:29 pm to
Sounds like someone is desperate for attention and to be taken seriously
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30299 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:44 pm to
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Sounds like someone is desperate for attention and to be taken seriously


no doubt but it sounds believable
Posted by CountryVolFan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Dec 2008
2970 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:48 pm to
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He routinely found bloody and soiled jockstraps that he ascribes to a brief nervous system failure caused by a hard hit.


What type of jock where they wearing that you could soil w/o seeing any signs on the pants?
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:52 pm to
All you need to do is read..."It's just a bruise."
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Maybe they just have big fingers and short fingernails.
Good point
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:55 pm to
And, seriously, have you ever gotten through an intense workout and tried to open a protein bar afterwards? It's like watching a donkey trying to open a jar of pickles.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:56 pm to
Why would anyone buy Wrigley gum past the 1980's is crazy.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57481 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:46 pm to
The title of article made me think this article would be somewhat interesting. It wasn't
Posted by BillyBobfan24_7
R.I.P. SGT Nelson
Member since May 2004
18065 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:02 pm to
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What type of jock where they wearing that you could soil w/o seeing any signs on the pants?


Yea, I don't get this one either. Is the former Memphis the ball boy in question?
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