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So President Obama walks into a bank....
Posted on 10/13/14 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 12:58 pm
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Mitt Romney’s got jokes. The 2012 Republican presidential nominee had some fun at President Obama’s expense over the weekend while campaigning for GOP Senate candidate Joni Ernst in Iowa.
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President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are. He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check. And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet — hit it onto that target. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check. And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.” And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”
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This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 1:07 pm
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Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:01 pm to pistolpete23
Upvoted. 
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:01 pm to pistolpete23
My God, that joke is many years old AND was posted on another board today...please tell me it wasn't you on the other board too!
It's not that funny 3 years later
It's not that funny 3 years later
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:02 pm to pistolpete23
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:03 pm to pistolpete23
I am sure some older folks here will slap their knee to this one.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:04 pm to pistolpete23
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:06 pm to GeeOH
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My God, that joke is many years old AND was posted on another board today...please tell me it wasn't you on the other board too!
Have a Snickers GeeOH, you're bein' a diva.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:06 pm to pistolpete23
quote:Okay, I grinned a little.....
And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.” And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:07 pm to SpidermanTUba
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SpidermanTUba
Mad OP made fun of his lord and savior
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:39 pm to bamafan1001
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:49 pm to pistolpete23
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:52 pm to pistolpete23
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And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?”
1) ...and three years later, he gives her a photoshopped birth certificate, and she says "GTFO with that shite."
2) He says "Pockeystahn" and she forks over the cash.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 1:53 pm to SpidermanTUba
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SpidermanTUba
quote:Thought I'd given you this before . . . but here you geaux.
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