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500-lb. body causes fire at Virginia crematory

Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:03 am
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2498 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:03 am
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500lb oversized body causes grease fire at crematory.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8374 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:05 am to
Fat people don't do nuttin but cause problems.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:08 am to
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500lb oversized body causes grease fire at crematory.


Could they make bio diesel out of fat people?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:13 am to
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Three people inside the building were able to flee


Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:16 am to
It's the newest weight loss program.

You'll burn so much fat!
Posted by HamSandwich
Member since Sep 2010
1447 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:27 am to
Great, we are now fat shaming the dead. The whole fat acceptance movement is making more and more sense.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:33 am to
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Great, we are now fat shaming the dead. The whole fat acceptance movement is making more and more sense.

"It's a disease, NOT a choice!"

Bah, Humbug.

Fatties =/= no self-discipline.

Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2498 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:06 am to
From the comments:

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I'm guessing the guy running the crematory got (brace yourself)... fired??? LOL!
Posted by ThePenIsMightier
Member since Jul 2006
9061 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:10 am to
Yo mama so fat she burned down the funeral home when they tried to cremate her.
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 8:40 am
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Great, we are now fat shaming the dead. The whole fat acceptance movement is making more and more sense.



Yeah! Damn that thermodynamics and chemistry for making triglycerides and adipose tissue so damn flammable!!













fricking fatties.




Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:12 am to
They are supposed to chop people up before burning them. Someone got lazy. Cremation ain't pretty. Google it.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16531 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:17 am to
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It's a disease, NOT a choice!"

Bah, Humbug.

Fatties =/= no self-discipline.


No different than drug addicts and alcoholics
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:19 am to
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No different than drug addicts and alcoholics


Nice try.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:22 am to

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No different than drug addicts and alcoholics


Absolutely wrong.




Posted by Dannunzio
MS
Member since Sep 2011
2238 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:29 am to
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They are supposed to chop people up before burning them. Someone got lazy. Cremation ain't pretty. Google it.

What the frick are you talking about?
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:40 am to
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What the frick are you talking about?


They often chop off your arms and legs before putting you in the fire.
Posted by Dannunzio
MS
Member since Sep 2011
2238 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:45 am to
No, they don't. You're talking out of your arse, Artie.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:46 am to
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No, they don't. You're talking out of your arse, Artie.


Believe what you want.
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Cremation ain't pretty. Google it.


No thanks
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 9:46 am to
quote:

They often chop off your arms and legs before putting you in the fire.
I've never seen a job description like that posted
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