Jesus lives in Baton Rouge and he drives a Minvan

I thought it was a van down by the river?

The biggest insufferable douchebag I've met in my life that swears worse than a sailor today had "DO YOU KNOW JESUS?" window chalked on his back window. Pretty sure he found a cult that doesn't realize how much he sucks, so he feels accepted. The guy honestly believes that everything he says is correct, he's the best at everything, and we're all just in his way.

I used to be a church-goer, but hypocrite assclowns like that guy is what drove me away.

np.