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I got jumped this morning

Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:24 pm
So I was walking to the bus stop like I do almost every day at 6:30 in the morning. I didnt see any one around and the bus stop was about 30 feet in front of me when I hear a girl behind me say, "that's him". Next thing I know Im face down in a ditch. I start to get up to see who threw me in the ditch and I get kicked in the face. While this is going on that girl is screaming "STOP!!! PLEASE STOP!!!" I roll over on my back and this guy is pulling his fist back to punch me, but fortunately he was standing right over my right leg so I swung my leg up as hard as I could and kicked him the balls. He fell on the ground and screamed like a little bitch.

I could barely see from all the mud and blood in my eyes and my face was throbbing with pain but I found my biology book on the ground and hit the guy in the face with the corner of the book. Blood was everywhere by this point. He curled into a ball and was covering his head, so I assumed I had won so I decided not to hit him again. I look up to the sidewalk and I realize that the girl screaming the whole time is the girl I caught from falling on the bus and accidentally groped last Friday.
I had a thread about it

She was crying and she kept saying,"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry". The a-hole that jumped me then crawls out of the ditch, looks at me and says, "IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAIN, I WILL frickING KILL YOU!!! He then grabs her arm and says "come on, get in the truck!" She is refusing to go so he slaps her in the face and drags her by arm towards his jacked up Chevy. I'm still on my knees in the ditch still in shock and not knowing what to do. As he is dragging her by her arm and hair down the sidewalk she is screaming "help!" so I shouted to him "Hey a-hole!" As he turned around and looked at me I grabbed my muddy and bloody biology book and started crawling out of the ditch. He then let her go and said "You'll regret this!" He then drove off with those giant blue balls swinging on his trailer hitch.

I helped her up and she put her arms around me and started crying. I felt really bad for her. She was shaking and really scared. I walked with her back to my apartment and she cleaned the mud and blood off of me. My face is swollen and I have cuts all over from being thrown in the ditch. We sat on my couch and talked for hours. She told me that a friend was with her on the bus last Friday when I caught her and her friend happened to bring it up around her boyfriend yesterday and he went crazy. She said he raped her last night and demanded that she tell him what I looked like and were she has seen me before. She kept begging me not to call the police for anything that happened and she must have said "I'm sorry" a million times. I told her she could stay at my place until she finds somewhere else to go since she lives with her boyfriend. She fell asleep on my shoulder and she's currently asleep on my couch and I don't know what to do.

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This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 2:49 pm
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:25 pm to
and then you walked the dinosaur?
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:25 pm to
did you grope their crotches?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37583 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:25 pm to
Cripple_Creek_Tiger
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:25 pm to
Everybody walk the dinosaur

frick U LUNCHBOX
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 2:26 pm
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:26 pm to
Don't believe you
Posted by tigerbaittrick
Member since Jan 2010
7265 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:27 pm to
Damn dude get a life.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
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84094 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:27 pm to
This has to be the most elaborately set up OT lie I have seen
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47604 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:27 pm to
and then she said.......





"That'll be tree fiddy!!"
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
glad you're okay
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55616 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
chef leopard is better at this.

edit wrong user name
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 2:30 pm
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1694 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
You are pathetic.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18904 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
What has happened to the OT? The 350 yard golf drives, 9800 SF house claims, bench pressing 400 and slaying OT 10's every night is one thing.

But this is fricking ridiculous. If you are going to make shite up, at least have yourself gloriously beating the shite out of the guy before taking his girlfriend on the hood of his truck.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
Congrats on the trashy new girlfriend?
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 2:29 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
I'll call Chef Leppard. He will know how to handle made up shite like this.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:29 pm to
Thread is useless without pics
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16572 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

This has to be the most elaborately set up OT lie I have seen


This is just part II

It will end with his eventual marriage and divorce with M'lady
Posted by Ghazi
Dallas Mavs 2011 NBA Champions
Member since Dec 2007
16121 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:29 pm to
Kick that bitch out of your house... no need for her baggage to be your problem.
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