How does your imaginary coaching acumen stack up against Coach Lester Miles?

It's not just that Coach Lester lost. That's bad enough. It is a fact that my imaginary coaching career far eclipses Les Mile's actual coaching career. I still haven't lost to Alabama. And The Honey Badger is a senior on my team, thanks to my persuasive skills with the SEC office, which I've relocated to Baton Rouge. Hell, people don't leave my games until I give the "secret hand signal", hours after the game ends in triumphant victory.

I know how to get Leonard the ball in space. I implemented a completely unpredictable imaginary offense that scores 49 imaginary points a game and has only given up six imaginary first downs all season. My team is more physical, utilizes DJ Welter as a water-boy and Elliot Porter as his assistant, and mixes the pass and run in an uncannily unpredictable cutting-edge manner that causes my imaginary fans to praise my imaginary coaching prowess in imaginary fan letters to imaginary newspapers.

Are your imaginary coaching skills as awesomy-awesome as mine? And how long do you think that our superior imaginary coaching skills will be ignored whilst Lester The Befuddled continues his actual career unchecked ?