IT'S FRIDAY!!!! Gold mine edition

First/Middle Names:

Destaine ... Cajun would be 'the stain'. But I think this Destiny.
Ishmael .. mom loved Moby Dick.
Miyoshi .. not Asian.
Torrino .. a car from the 70s.
Quiniton ... nuclear bomb power...like 50 quinitons fell on Japan.
Yon .. means 'over there.'
Osha .. a federal agency re: workplace.
Echo... prostitute, pic but no price. I'd say 50 bucks is reasonable but if she screams when climaxing I don't want to hear it 5 times.
Roswell .. mom believed in UFOs.
Kuaraonica.. this is Japanese flatware.
Caddie .. she will carry your bag.
Eutychus .. he was in To Kill a Mockingbird.
Travasier .. a really nice cognac.
Jale .. mom knew his destiny.
Deamentae .. losing your mind when you get old.
Thravarsia ... medical term for your throat.
Villachaise .. mom loved the midget in Fantasy Island.

Name best fits crime:

Casharious .. monetary instrument abuse.
Dawn .. stole paper towels but no dish washing liquid.

My last name is so plain I needed to compensate:

Methosha Medakesheunta Gill .. shoplifted $36.
Adadziwa Surok Johnson

How many words can you find:

Zajohnmonsanota... A, John, on, an, monsanota (a chemical company).

Worst crime of the Week:

Angel bought a 5 dollar coffee but stole a 7 dollar coffee from Mall St. Vincent. Stealing coffee is just wrong.