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Anyone ever been to an Aztec Party?
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:36 pm
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As popularized by the movie House Bunny, it is a party where a young, attractive virgin (usually a female) is sacrificed by going down a slide into a large tub of red wine. For practical reasons, this sacrificial ritual can also be carried out by doing red-colored body shots off the skimpily clad virgin. But really the whole point of the party is to put the virgin on display so she'll get fricked. Finally.
Erin - "My sister Bridget is turning 22 and is still a virgin."
Ling - "We should have an Aztec party. I've always wanted to but couldn't find a virgin."
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:37 pm to mailman
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:39 pm to mailman
I bet Bridget is fat
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:39 pm to mailman
Probably will need a reinforced slide to handle the weight of the virgin.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:45 pm to mailman
Posted on 9/18/14 at 9:45 pm to mailman
Nope, never been to one but I have 2 friends that could qualify for it.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 9:47 pm to mailman
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 9/18/14 at 9:47 pm to ladytiger118
Care to sacrifice them?
Posted on 9/18/14 at 9:57 pm to mailman
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As popularized by the movie House Bunny
How the hell did that movie popularize anything?
Posted on 9/18/14 at 10:03 pm to Jack Daniel
They really need to be. One of them is super religious and "waiting till marriage" (I feel bad for her boyfriend who has had sex in previous relationships), and my other friend is just very awkward. She's a cute girl but still views sex like 13 year old girls would and is still embarrassed to go to a gynecologist. 
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