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The Top Reason to Arrive Early to Work

Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:49 am
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:49 am
Lately I've started noticing a lot of our female employees arriving to work early, then sitting in their car to do their make-up.

I understand arriving early to impress the boss, or get some individual work/quiet time, but wouldn't it be easier to just do your make-up at home with a nice big mirror then leave ten minutes later?

Granted, it doesn't affect me, but seems like an odd reason to leave the house early.

My top reason to leave early is to actually get work done before the "work" day gets me distracted.

NB4 better than doing make-up while driving
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:50 am to
take a big dump in peace
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:50 am to
there early justifies leaving to go home early
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 11:51 am
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33936 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:52 am to
quote:

I understand arriving early to impress the boss, or get some individual work/quiet time, but wouldn't it be easier to just do your make-up at home with a nice big mirror then leave ten minutes later?

Granted, it doesn't affect me, but seems like an odd reason to leave the house early.


Its the double standard. They are in just as big of a hurry as you, but they are expected to look better while making less money.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78917 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:53 am to
Better parking and schmoozing with the new blonde
Posted by Moemoe455
Ponchatoula, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1920 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:54 am to
quote:

take a big dump in peace


+1
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5686 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:54 am to
quote:

take a big dump in peace


Easily the best reason.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:54 am to
empty shitter
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:55 am to
quote:

expected to look better while making less money


State employee - they have a permanent contract and it's standardized pay based on education/experience.

The way a woman is making less money here is if they have less education or experience. No problems there I must presume?
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
61758 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:56 am to
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The Top Reason to Arrive Early to Work


Search tigerdroppings for late night babe threads
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:57 am to
Leaving 10 minutes later could make a big difference in traffic

That may truly be the most efficient way for them to do it
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:57 am to
hopefully you don't have these women working in important positions.....then your company is fricked



we employ just enough to keep the phone answered and the coffee pot full
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33936 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:57 am to
quote:

The way a woman is making less money here is if they have less education or experience. No problems there I must presume?



Fair enough I guess, if what you say is true. Anyways, the point is still valid. You don't have to put on makeup in a hurry before coming into the office.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:57 am to
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while making less money.



quit yer bullshite
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 11:59 am to
It's a safety net of margin in case there's traffic.

Bacon gets it
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 12:01 pm
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8364 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:00 pm to
Women always sit in their car for a long fricking time regardless. We had a thread about this a few days ago.
Posted by Bosethus68
We Call It Dat Boot
Member since May 2011
4958 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:01 pm to
First cup of coffee out of the pot! actually to beat traffic is my guess
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

there early justifies leaving to go home early


Only answer here
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12863 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:15 pm to
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take a big dump in peace


Don't leave out the most important part: don't flush, then plant the business card of your workplace rival firmly on top of the berg.
Posted by TIGERSby10
Central Lafourche
Member since Nov 2005
6913 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:35 pm to
Take dump in peace
Boss thinks I'm going the extra mile
Perform fantasy football research until boss shows up
Check my personal emails

and

still get to leave early because of coming in early
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