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Stuck on the Tarmac in Cleveland
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:37 pm
This sucks. Going on hour two. Got any jokes?
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 6:38 pm
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Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:38 pm to Crimson
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Airlines must return planes to the gate and let passengers off any time a flight is sitting on the tarmac for three hours. Airlines must provide passengers with adequate food and water within the first two hours of any tarmac delay.
What kind of snacks they got?
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:40 pm to CT
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:40 pm to CT
Wheat thins and pretzels
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:40 pm to Crimson
cleveland huh? that does suck. sorry man
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:41 pm to REG861
And yes - these pretzels are making me thirsty
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:42 pm to Crimson
You could always say the four-letter word that will immediately get you off of the plane.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:42 pm to NorthEndZone
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:43 pm to Crimson
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:43 pm to Crimson
Start complaining about the person in front of you reclining their seat.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:44 pm to CT
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:44 pm to REG861
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:45 pm to Crimson
Ask the fatty next to you if she wants to join the 15ft high club
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:46 pm to Grouper Picatta
Ewwwww. OT 0.000001
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:47 pm to Crimson
Somehow I knew that.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:48 pm to Crimson
Does the plane smell like fuel jet farts yet?
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:49 pm to CT
Jet fuel no, farts.... No comment
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:55 pm to Crimson
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
Bison
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:55 pm to Crimson
Open up the sky mall magazine. Find a nice hammock. Tell that hottie next to you that you have the exact one in your backyard and if she's dtf, that's where your gonna knock the bottom out tonight
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:58 pm to Crimson
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his sucks. Going on hour two. Got any jokes?
That sucks man. Longest I've ever been stuck was nearly 6 hours in Dallas long before the new rules were in effect. I can't begin to tell you how bad that sucked.
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