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Obama calls to Putin go to voice mail...

Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:04 am
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112499 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:04 am
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"Mr. Putin is not available. Please leave a message at the tone."
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:05 am to
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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95754 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:06 am to
The red phone now has voicemail and call-waiting? Looks like this crew is bringing technological improvements to DC like they promised.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:07 am to
I guess the coalition building is going well....

Obozo the clown.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51807 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:09 am to
Doesn't Putin know what Barry told Medvedev before the last election?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112499 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:09 am to
"Eef dis eez Meester Cameron, press 1"
"Eef dis eez Merkel..Hi, babes, press 2"
"Eef dis eez Obama .. kiss off."
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:10 am to
Voicemail from the red phone is the new red line.
Posted by a want
I love everybody
Member since Oct 2010
19756 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:17 am to
Ok, that is funny.

The worst part:
quote:

a visibly furious Obama said that Putin’s new practice of letting his calls go straight to voice mail “hampers our ability to discuss the future of Ukraine and other important issues going forward.”

Why not keep it quiet. Why announce to everyone that he's treating you like a bitch.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:19 am to
i hope yall know this is satire. i worry you don't
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:20 am to
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“hampers our ability to discuss the future of Ukraine and other important issues going forward.”

Why not keep it quiet. Why announce to everyone that he's treating you like a bitch.



Because obozo really believes that if he just cries like a bitch that he can "shame" a former KGB killer into doing what he wants.

It's the same tactic that children use. Think about that, the leader of the most powerful military on Earth is using gradeschool recess tactics on the global stage.

The man is a fricking embarrassment at this point.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112499 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:20 am to
We know, Hawk. But it's funny satire.
Posted by a want
I love everybody
Member since Oct 2010
19756 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:20 am to
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i hope yall know this is satire. i worry you don't




at myself
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:23 am to
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We know, Hawk. But it's funny satire.


it was quite funny.

But some of the responses, makes me think at least one poster doesnt know.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Because obozo really believes that if he just cries like a bitch that he can "shame" a former KGB killer into doing what he wants.

It's the same tactic that children use. Think about that, the leader of the most powerful military on Earth is using gradeschool recess tactics on the global stage.

The man is a fricking embarrassment at this point.

Posted by novabill
Crossville, TN
Member since Sep 2005
10446 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:41 am to
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"Mr. Putin is not available. Please leave a message at the tone."


I think it was just the 80's calling to say we could in fact keep their foreign policy.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:43 am to
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"Eef dis eez Meester Cameron, press 1"
"Eef dis eez Merkel..Hi, babes, press 2"
"Eef dis eez Obama .. kiss off."
Posted by Vegas Bengal
Member since Feb 2008
26344 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:52 am to
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Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:55 am to
Could shop Putin's head on here.

Posted by redandright
Member since Jun 2011
9619 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 11:58 am to
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This post was edited on 9/4/14 at 12:02 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79195 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:37 pm to
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"Eef dis eez Merkel..Hi, babes, press 2"
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