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How can you tell if someone is lying via text?

Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:33 pm
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36353 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:33 pm
"Hey sorry" - to me that is always a dead ringer for bullshite. Always is.

Any other good ones?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83932 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:34 pm to
"He spent the night but slept on the couch."
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:35 pm to
"I never do this, but"
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81194 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:35 pm to
Hey sorry for what?

If someone didn't answer their phone when I called, and texts "Hey sorry, I was in class" .. I don't see how that's a lie..
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5800 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:35 pm to
I use "didn't see your text" to chicks often
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:35 pm to
"a few extra pounds"
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:35 pm to
If there's a BBC in her selfie background, she isn't working late.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:35 pm to
"i was uh...umm...at the library, yea, the library. that's the ticket."
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422412 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:36 pm to
"of course i'm on birth control"
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20017 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:36 pm to
When they say lol, they are not l'ing o l.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:36 pm to
"I don't usually do this"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124145 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:37 pm to
I assume everyone is lying. Always.


"Uh huh grandma, I sure you had a colon screening."


People these days.
This post was edited on 9/2/14 at 3:38 pm
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:37 pm to
"I'm sorry" two texts later "but I didn't do anything wrong" then why'd you apologize?
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10175 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:38 pm to
"Haven't had a chance to call"
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21267 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:39 pm to
"I'm positive the baby's yours"
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:40 pm to
when they say this...

"Hey sorry, something came and I wont be able to make it"


Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:42 pm to
"Your dick made me sore."

Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36353 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

when they say this...

"Hey sorry, something came and I wont be able to make it"


Always pisses me off man
This post was edited on 9/2/14 at 3:43 pm
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:42 pm to
Is the texter female?
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36353 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Is the texter female?


Of course. Texter's in these instances.
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