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Woman arrested for performing sex act with garden furniture (sfw)
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:33 am
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:33 am
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A drunken woman staggered into a garden and performed a sex act with garden furniture before flashing the bewildered family indoors.
As several members of the household looked on in horror, the 33-year-old woman hiked up her dress and "engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs", Komo News reports .
According to police in Seattle, Washington state, she then carried out the act on the lawn before "quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior, to the family inside the home".
The family called the police and the woman was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure in Beacon Hill on August 4.
Public nudity itself is not a crime in the city, but it becomes an offence if it causes a person to reasonably experience fear, alarm or concern.
I'm trying to locate more info
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This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 11:34 am
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
That was a horny bitch.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:37 am to jamboybarry
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:37 am to arseinclarse
Pics or GTFO. of her not the fricking lawn furniture.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:37 am to arseinclarse
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performing sex act
At first I was like:
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(sfw)
But, then I was:
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:37 am to jamboybarry
Pics?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:42 am to TigerNlc
Every report I've seen does not name the woman. She must have some money.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:46 am to arseinclarse
From the comments 
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I assume she'll have to register as a sex offender now just like men do when caught jerking it in public?
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Where will she register? The garden section of Home Depot?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:46 am to arseinclarse
No pics of the chic? Wtf?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
Why can't a rich and horny girl stumble into my back yard?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:49 am to GeauxldnGurl
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Where will she register? The garden section of Home Depot?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:52 am to GeauxldnGurl
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:55 am to arseinclarse
garden furniture??!!
I mean I'm sure we've all stuck our dicks between the couch cushions at some point, but who the frick fricks garden furniture? who knows what kind of bugs were crawling on that stuff
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:58 am to arseinclarse
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Public nudity itself is not a crime in the city, but it becomes an offence if it causes a person to reasonably experience fear, alarm or concern
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:19 pm to White Shadeaux
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Public nudity itself is not a crime in the city,
yeah.. i found that kind of odd.
it should have said " as long as the nude person is attractive.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:20 pm to arseinclarse
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As several members of the household looked on in horror, the 33-year-old woman hiked up her dress and "engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs"
Gang bang?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:21 pm to jvilletiger25
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:21 pm to White Shadeaux
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Public nudity itself is not a crime in the city, but it becomes an offence if it causes a person to reasonably experience fear, alarm or concern
She must be fugly to instill fear while raping a lawn chair
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:22 pm to arseinclarse
looks like she had a leg up on her situation
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