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Your nipples each leak 3 tbl spoons of milk daily, but u get a 27% salary raise

Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:02 pm
The timing of the leaking is random and happens daily. Every December 31st you have the option to re-up for the next year.

In or Out? And if in for how long?

Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
84943 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:02 pm to
wat
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24564 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:02 pm to
Wtf
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77946 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:02 pm to
10 years then out.
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
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Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:03 pm to
In, for life
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:03 pm to
you can milk anything with nipples.
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6142 posts
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Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:03 pm to
Money before milk.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124257 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:04 pm to
Christ almighty man
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:04 pm to
Each year is a 27% raise?

The 3 tbl spoons come out all at once?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:04 pm to
If you had to eat a turd, would you rather it be from a black man or white woman?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24564 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:04 pm to
I'm a guy and I'll make mine milk 3 times a day for 27% increase each year. Sign me up for 10 years.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Wtf
the question is in English... In or out, motherfricker?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18330 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:05 pm to
Considering I make $12k a year as a GTA at a university, frick this option.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted by golftigers
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2003
2513 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:05 pm to
I'll take the 27% annual pay raise each year from now until the undertaker comes. Where do i sign?
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:05 pm to
27% higher than base.

It comes out all at once
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:06 pm to
27% without question for the rest of my life.

My wife breastfed. 3 tbls ain't nothing.
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