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Who will take me duck hunting this year?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:06 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:06 am
It's been 5 years since I've been in a lease. I was in that lease for 3 years. I can't call anything but geese. I fart in the blind a lot. I once caught the brush on fire with a portable heater. I can't shoot worth a shite and rarely hit anything. I shoot at ducks higher than I should. I wear waders and my old Army jacket so I look terrible in the blind. I do have my own 4-wheeler though. I bring a shitload of snacks. Nobody goes hungry around me. Any takers?
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:09 am to Broke
with all the negatives of someone taking you duck hunting, i think your only option to get this done would be to include that you provide the beer.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:10 am to Broke
Fatneck was looking for someone to spoon with
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:10 am to PapaPogey
Dammit bourg you beat me to it.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:12 am to Broke
I can take you if you don't mind going in knowing we probably won't kill many ducks
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:13 am to yellowfin
What happened to all your ducks fin?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:16 am to Broke
If there is a Rolex in it for me, maybe.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 11:39 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:18 am to MillerMan
Where you located at my boy? Will you not try and rape me ?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:18 am to MillerMan
last year was so bad I'm setting my expectations low 
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:18 am to BehindU
I like snacks
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:20 am to Broke
I would if I had a lease. 
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:23 am to Broke
Broke, if you are willing to travel to Stuttgart, I can probably fix you up. I need to get back in with those boys anyway. I used to take them turkey hunting in TN & AL and they would let me shoot their ducks in AR. Not sure what they would require of a LA boy in terms of trade.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:30 am to CadesCove
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Not sure what they would require of a LA boy in terms of trade.
Probably sex. But this is Stuttgart so I'm willing to do that.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:31 am to yellowfin
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I can take you if you don't mind going in knowing we probably won't kill many ducks
So it's like all of my other duck hunts. That's all I'm looking for.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:33 am to Broke
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Probably sex. But this is Stuttgart so I'm willing to do that.
They might like a goat, you got a goat that isn't "your" goat?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:35 am to Broke
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Probably sex. But this is Stuttgart so I'm willing to do that.
Woods or fields? You might have to give up the booty for a good hunt in the timber.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 11:41 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:38 am to CadesCove
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You might have to give up the booty for a good hunt in the timber.
I already priced lube on Amazon. I'm ready.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:43 am to Broke
Srsly, if I hear of them having an extra spot or two, I would shoot you an email. Might not have a lot of notice though. a few days to a week would be about it.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:45 am to CadesCove
If I knew you better I would say come on down to my camp in Gueydan. Some of the best duck hunting out there!
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:47 am to Broke
I still have a spot open for my trip to Oklahoma but it's not free
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