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IT'S FRIDAY!!!!
Posted on 8/1/14 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 8/1/14 at 1:46 pm
Sorry...no prostitute busts this week. Must be the unusually cold weather for this time of year. But, on to the perps...
First/Middle Names:
Dewone... and DeOnly!
Timonezelle Dramell ... this is a precision tool.
Amonise .. this is an herb.
Dakeem Olajwon ..mom wanted a bassetball player. She got a burglar.
Marzella ... this was a magician in the 50s.
Ladonest...take 'don' add French in front and superior in back.
Trecharles Dekenneth ...short version is 'Chuck Ken.'
Maximillian Pirepointe ...kinda pretentious.
Alexis Titiyannna ...fancy name for a shoplifter.
Germany Germaine ...kinda like Frenchy Francois.
Natividad .. Mexican for Christmas.
Sastavian ... Roman General
Astra .. this was a cheap car made by Dodge.
Tammy Wynette...doesn't look country at all.
Tarzan Language:
Lechalet Segundre and Kyyunta Aukeyla...
Used in context: Ungawa Lechalet Simba Segundre Kyyunta Cheetah Aukeyla... roughly translates into "Jane, you can't claim Cheetah as a dependent on our taxes, you stupid bitch."
First/Middle Names:
Dewone... and DeOnly!
Timonezelle Dramell ... this is a precision tool.
Amonise .. this is an herb.
Dakeem Olajwon ..mom wanted a bassetball player. She got a burglar.
Marzella ... this was a magician in the 50s.
Ladonest...take 'don' add French in front and superior in back.
Trecharles Dekenneth ...short version is 'Chuck Ken.'
Maximillian Pirepointe ...kinda pretentious.
Alexis Titiyannna ...fancy name for a shoplifter.
Germany Germaine ...kinda like Frenchy Francois.
Natividad .. Mexican for Christmas.
Sastavian ... Roman General
Astra .. this was a cheap car made by Dodge.
Tammy Wynette...doesn't look country at all.
Tarzan Language:
Lechalet Segundre and Kyyunta Aukeyla...
Used in context: Ungawa Lechalet Simba Segundre Kyyunta Cheetah Aukeyla... roughly translates into "Jane, you can't claim Cheetah as a dependent on our taxes, you stupid bitch."
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Posted on 8/1/14 at 1:57 pm to Zach
quote:
Kyyunta
Posted on 8/1/14 at 3:57 pm to a want
Hey, a want, I heard this joke in the gym. Tell me if it's OK...I don't want to use it if it offends anyone.
A Mexican, an Arab and a Texan were drinking in a bar.
The Mexican finished his beer, threw it in the air, pulled out his pistol and shot it saying "Ha, in Mexico glasses are so cheap we don't need to use them twice."
The Arab then finished his beer, threw it in the air, pulled out his AK47 and shot it saying "Ha, we have so much sand to make glasses we never use them twice."
The Texan then finished his beer, pulled out a Colt 45 and shot the Mexican and the Arab saying "Ha, we've got so many illegal aliens in the Texas we never drink with them twice."
A Mexican, an Arab and a Texan were drinking in a bar.
The Mexican finished his beer, threw it in the air, pulled out his pistol and shot it saying "Ha, in Mexico glasses are so cheap we don't need to use them twice."
The Arab then finished his beer, threw it in the air, pulled out his AK47 and shot it saying "Ha, we have so much sand to make glasses we never use them twice."
The Texan then finished his beer, pulled out a Colt 45 and shot the Mexican and the Arab saying "Ha, we've got so many illegal aliens in the Texas we never drink with them twice."
Posted on 8/1/14 at 4:55 pm to Zach
stop yo hatin
Posted on 8/1/14 at 5:03 pm to ChineseBandit58
OK, I promise not to post any more hate filled stuff until tomorrow. I'm out for the night. Lucy is about to wake up and I have chores to do. See ya tomorrow, Chinese. 
Posted on 8/1/14 at 5:16 pm to Zach
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