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Anyone have some garage bands at your high school with stupid arse names?

Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:33 am
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:33 am
At my high school there were so many wannabee rappers and rock bands. Every spring when we had our talent show they would all participate and spend more time pimping their band on the microphone and where they were playing at in the coming weeks than actually playing. They thought since they were in some random battle of the bands event at some random place they were big time. Anyway here were some of the better names of garage bands from my high school:

Mercy Mercy Death Bed
Death Before Dishonor
Slaughter Horse
Deathy See, Deathy Do
Significant Otter
Death to the Death Power
SLED (Stood for Slow Lurching Evil Darkness)

Anyway for some reason these bands at my high school were obsessed with death for some reason. The music was generally the same, crappy metal/death metal music.

I am guessing none of them made it big in music since I haven't heard from any of them since high school.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:36 am to
In middle school some guys had a band called Dew Point. Thought it was a pretty goofy name.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67006 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:36 am to
Snot Rocket
Raley's Revenge
Against the Stream
Posted by Hogtastic Voyage
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2010
1357 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:38 am to
Significant Otter

Those names are awful. Bunch of future gas station employees
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:39 am to
Piss and Vinegar
Posted by RonFNSwanson
University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
23155 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:39 am to
I was in a band named MouseRat
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10037 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:41 am to
Generic Mayonnaise.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16459 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:55 am to
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Generic Mayonnaise.


That is awesome, it sounds like a name someone would make up for a band in some sort of spoof skit.

Some guys at my high school were in a band called Accidental Mersh, one of the guys (not my high school) is now the lead singer of MGMT
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:56 am to
The Deal Does
Danglin' Dick and the Smokey Shithouse Boys
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17685 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:02 am to
Hope 4 Nothing they were emo
Posted by sol graves
Memphis
Member since Jun 2006
1739 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Some guys at my high school were in a band called Accidental Mersh, one of the guys (not my high school) is now the lead singer of MGMT


I actually have that cd. Its not good, but not horrible for a few high school kids. i think the other half of the band is now in The Whigs out of Athens, GA
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:24 am to
Samurai Deli
The Fez

those are the only two i remember.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75149 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:25 am to
Thoughts of Mary
Liquid Jelly Monkey Love


Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:28 am to
The Beatles
Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15012 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:29 am to
I'm a fan of significant otter
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10037 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:31 am to
Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecilia: Too metal.

Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
Cecilia: Too college radio.

Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecilia: Interesting, but It doesn't really sound like a band name.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8048 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:32 am to
quote:

I was in a band named MouseRat


Didn't y'all have a few names before that?
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:34 am to
crucial taunt
the shitty beatles
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:35 am to
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the shitty beatles

are they any good?
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:35 am to
they suck
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