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Jeannie grants you three wishes. Name them?

Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:05 am
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:05 am
My 3 are the same as every Miss Universe Pageant contestant:

(1) end world hunger
(2) want to be a doctor and cure all diseases
(3) want to be a lawyer and end all poverty

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:06 am to
1. more wishes x infinity.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18772 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:06 am to
More wishes til I have everything I want
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:06 am to
1. Make me a billionaire.
2. Give me perfect health.
3. Turn me into a superhuman.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:07 am to
1. Dissolve Alabama's football program
2. Get drunk with Peej
3. 100 more wishes


Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:07 am to
quote:

More wishes til I have everything I want
I should have put in some fine print. No endless wishes wish.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:09 am to
quote:

1. more wishes x infinity. 



Everyone knows that's against the rules. We're trying to have a serious discussion here so I'd appreciate it if you kept your responses serious.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35557 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:09 am to
1) Bang Jeannie

2 and 3 are universal.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:09 am to
1. Great health to friends and family
2. An endless supply of money
3. Own an island in the Caribbean and declare it my own country. Slowly take over the world
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:10 am to
Genie

You're a jeannius.
This post was edited on 7/14/14 at 11:11 am
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:10 am to
quote:

We're trying to have a serious discussion


Yeah, no shite.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:11 am to
1. unlimited money through legitimate means
2. world peace
3. Alabama loses every game by missed FG returned for a TD.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:11 am to
Seriously though, I'd wish all religion would be phased out slowly and peacefully in the next 100 years across the planet, give myself the ability to heal people by touching them (for sick/hurt family and friends), and for 10 billion dollars tax free.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89542 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:12 am to
1. Immortality

2. Eternal Youth

3. The ability to grant immortality and eternal youth to others.

I'll handle the rest.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75446 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:12 am to
1. Good health to everyone
2. Ability to travel wherever I want to, whenever I want to
3. Lots more $$$
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Brageous


Oh contrare, buddy....



Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32495 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:13 am to
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:14 am to
quote:

She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:15 am to
1: make me a Genie
2&3 not needed
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:15 am to
quote:

(1) end world hunger
(2) want to be a doctor and cure all diseases
(3) want to be a lawyer and end all poverty


Those are terrible.
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