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Jeannie grants you three wishes. Name them?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:05 am
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:05 am
My 3 are the same as every Miss Universe Pageant contestant:
(1) end world hunger
(2) want to be a doctor and cure all diseases
(3) want to be a lawyer and end all poverty
(1) end world hunger
(2) want to be a doctor and cure all diseases
(3) want to be a lawyer and end all poverty
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:06 am to Count Chocula
1. more wishes x infinity.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:06 am to Jim Rockford
More wishes til I have everything I want
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:06 am to Count Chocula
1. Make me a billionaire.
2. Give me perfect health.
3. Turn me into a superhuman.
2. Give me perfect health.
3. Turn me into a superhuman.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:07 am to Count Chocula
1. Dissolve Alabama's football program
2. Get drunk with Peej
3. 100 more wishes
2. Get drunk with Peej
3. 100 more wishes
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:07 am to CunningLinguist
quote:I should have put in some fine print. No endless wishes wish.
More wishes til I have everything I want
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:09 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
1. more wishes x infinity.
Everyone knows that's against the rules. We're trying to have a serious discussion here so I'd appreciate it if you kept your responses serious.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:09 am to Count Chocula
1) Bang Jeannie
2 and 3 are universal.
2 and 3 are universal.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:09 am to Count Chocula
1. Great health to friends and family
2. An endless supply of money
3. Own an island in the Caribbean and declare it my own country. Slowly take over the world
2. An endless supply of money
3. Own an island in the Caribbean and declare it my own country. Slowly take over the world
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:10 am to Count Chocula
Genie
You're a jeannius.
You're a jeannius.
This post was edited on 7/14/14 at 11:11 am
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:10 am to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
We're trying to have a serious discussion
Yeah, no shite.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:11 am to Count Chocula
1. unlimited money through legitimate means
2. world peace
3. Alabama loses every game by missed FG returned for a TD.
2. world peace
3. Alabama loses every game by missed FG returned for a TD.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:11 am to Count Chocula
Seriously though, I'd wish all religion would be phased out slowly and peacefully in the next 100 years across the planet, give myself the ability to heal people by touching them (for sick/hurt family and friends), and for 10 billion dollars tax free.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:12 am to Count Chocula
1. Immortality
2. Eternal Youth
3. The ability to grant immortality and eternal youth to others.
I'll handle the rest.
2. Eternal Youth
3. The ability to grant immortality and eternal youth to others.
I'll handle the rest.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:12 am to Count Chocula
1. Good health to everyone
2. Ability to travel wherever I want to, whenever I want to
3. Lots more $$$
2. Ability to travel wherever I want to, whenever I want to
3. Lots more $$$
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:12 am to Brageous
quote:
Brageous
Oh contrare, buddy....
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:13 am to Count Chocula
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:14 am to TigerNlc
quote:
She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:15 am to Count Chocula
1: make me a Genie
2&3 not needed
2&3 not needed
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:15 am to Count Chocula
quote:
(1) end world hunger
(2) want to be a doctor and cure all diseases
(3) want to be a lawyer and end all poverty
Those are terrible.
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