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GMT - it's too early, but I'm not getting any sleep tonight

Posted on 7/11/14 at 1:56 am
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7138 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 1:56 am
Why do people stay up all night and decide to come to the ER at 0200 for stupid shite?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!

Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 1:59 am to
Quit whining - there are some of us that woke up early for work and have no internet.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17848 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 1:59 am to
My brother used to be an ER Doc.

Now he's got an Urgent Care and he sleeps at night.

You should make a list of all the stupid reasons someone has given you for coming into the ER.

I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7138 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:13 am to
I got stung by a bee yesterday
I tripped over a pipe 2 months ago and my ankle hurts
I've had this rash on my nads for the last 3 months
My boyfriends condom is stuck in me
I just feel funny (and her drug screen lights up like the natchitoches Christmas lights)
I've got a fever
My blood pressure is high (and it's not)
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:15 am to
....When a patient calls 911 and has a suitcase packed...
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:15 am to
How'd the threesome go with the wife perch?
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:19 am to
(Popkern)
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7138 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:21 am to
I told y'all. It's developing. This is a bigger story than a one time thing.
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:25 am to
quote:

My boyfriends condom is stuck in me



I think I may have met you before...

Doh!
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:31 am to
Ok ok
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:32 am to
quote:

My boyfriends condom is stuck in me


Was it a magnum? I lost one the other night
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:35 am to
If a magnum doesn't fit, you cannot wear one.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:46 am to
I lol'd
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:50 am to
Just keeping it real dog.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:53 am to
Magnums are only 1/3" longer and 1/2 inch wider than regular condoms.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:54 am to
That damn 1/2" gets me
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:55 am to
quote:

Why do people stay up all night and decide to come to the ER at 0200 for stupid shite?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!
they got that restless leg syndrome and need those 10/325 oxycodone/acetaminophen,'so write the poor guy more than 15 of them
This post was edited on 7/11/14 at 2:56 am
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 3:04 am to
That's some big numbers when it comes to members.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 3:05 am to
That restless leg some serious shite man.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 3:05 am to
Is having a. Knockoff Qtip stuck deep in your ear for a few days worth a trip?
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