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How much time spent in the workplace bathroom? I broke it down for you...
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:29 pm
So I was taking a piss at work today and I got to thinking... How much time do I spend in the bathroom at work per week?
Let's assume you work an 8 hour shift, 5 days a week. How many times a day do you take a leak? 3?
and let's just say you spend 30 seconds doing your business and another 30 washing your hands, picking your nose, etc etc...
Last variable- You work from age 18 to retirement at 65 equaling 47 yrs of work.
so here's the math-
3 minutes a day = 15 minutes a week.
15 minutes a week x 52 weeks= 780 minutes /year.
780 minutes per year x 47 yrs worked=36,660 min.
36,660 minutes in the John!! That's equal to 611 HOURS of pee breaks! And that's not counting the squat and surf time after mexican food!
OT's thoughts on this number?
Let's assume you work an 8 hour shift, 5 days a week. How many times a day do you take a leak? 3?
and let's just say you spend 30 seconds doing your business and another 30 washing your hands, picking your nose, etc etc...
Last variable- You work from age 18 to retirement at 65 equaling 47 yrs of work.
so here's the math-
3 minutes a day = 15 minutes a week.
15 minutes a week x 52 weeks= 780 minutes /year.
780 minutes per year x 47 yrs worked=36,660 min.
36,660 minutes in the John!! That's equal to 611 HOURS of pee breaks! And that's not counting the squat and surf time after mexican food!
OT's thoughts on this number?
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Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:31 pm to bigeztiger
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OT's thoughts on this number?
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:31 pm to bigeztiger
Who washes their hands?
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:31 pm to bigeztiger
i spend way more than 3 minutes a day in the can
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:32 pm to bigeztiger
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:33 pm to Gnar Cat21
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i spend way more than 3 minutes a day in the can
Obviously these numbers can be adjusted. I figure this is just the minimum amount based on the numbers provided.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:35 pm to bigeztiger
X that by 5 for women.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:36 pm to jmcs68
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X that by 5 for women.
Only 5 ?
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:36 pm to bigeztiger
Factor in mid work day jerks also
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:36 pm to bigeztiger
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:38 pm to bigeztiger
47 fricking years at work?
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:38 pm to bigeztiger
Years back I used to work in a high rise where the bathrooms were communal with other companies on the same floor, nothing was en suite. They had really nice bathrooms though.
There was a young kid at a neighboring company who would take long naps in the stall. You could always hear him snoring. We took a few pics of him one day, had them printed, and slid them under the stall the next time he was heard in there.
There was a young kid at a neighboring company who would take long naps in the stall. You could always hear him snoring. We took a few pics of him one day, had them printed, and slid them under the stall the next time he was heard in there.
This post was edited on 7/8/14 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:39 pm to bigeztiger
I hide out in the bathroom to avoid doing certain tasks..thug pos, I know. Certainly lots more time spent in there hitting my ecig and playing with my phone on CoC/Facebook/instagram.. Ect
That's a ton of time pissing though
That's a ton of time pissing though
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:53 pm to iliveinabox
I imagine someone who just wastes time in the bathroom might spend 1000+ hrs over their career
Posted on 7/8/14 at 10:01 pm to bigeztiger
On the first big boy job I had, I would go out with the buddies on Thursday nights so there were so many Fridays I took a mid-morning nap in the stall. Those naps were glorious. A 30-45 minute nap will make your whole day better
Posted on 7/8/14 at 10:03 pm to The Third Leg
Yea, I remember the days when I used to take pictures of people on the toilet. Good times good times.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 10:09 pm to bigeztiger
I always make it a point to not have my first cup of coffee until I get to the office so I can shite on company time...
I don't linger, but I figure that is about 200 shits per year plus toilet paper savings...
my little way of stickin it to the man....
I don't linger, but I figure that is about 200 shits per year plus toilet paper savings...
my little way of stickin it to the man....
Posted on 7/8/14 at 10:19 pm to Spankum
This also goes quite well with the porn facts post. Always need a mid work day porn session
Posted on 7/8/14 at 10:31 pm to Gnar Cat21
No kidding. I can spend 3 minutes just on the closing ceremonies of a greasy dump on a bad day.
This post was edited on 7/9/14 at 8:47 am
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:38 am to Spankum
I had 2 cups of coffee before I left and still took long poops during company time 
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