What's your best ever scene at a restaurant?

Sat. night eating out in River Ranch, I nudge my wife to show her a shirtless, barefoot guy in jorts approaching the restaurant. He eases in the side door, then a few seconds later, a kid about 11 or 12 comes flying out the front door and shirtless guy comes running out after and gets on a bike with a basket on front. Kid's screaming, "Get away from me!" and people jump up to intervene. Kid hugs one of the poles out by the outside tables where people are eating.

Shirtless guy id's himself as kids dad. Woman gets between the kid and id's herself as a social worker. Guy with social worker jumps in and starts in on the dad. Dad's saying kid ran away, kid's crying "You threw me out!" Guy with social worker starts db'ing pretty bad and starts in on the dad how he is going to kick his arse if he tries anything. Luckily shirtless guy kept his cool and didn't drop the guy, like the guy deserved, and get arrested. Shirtless guy is saying the kid is well known with the police and is a runaway and the reason he is shoe and shirtless is because the kid ran out.

Police are called. Kid is still hugging pole and crying. Starting to look like the kid is a big drama queen and needs his arse kicked. Social worker asks for tic tacs before cops get there. 2 cop cars and an ambulance arrive.

Long story long, Cops interview people, kid and dad, kid is examined. Shirtless guy's s/o arrives with shoes and shirt. Cops send kid home with the dad.
It had everything, dramma, suspense, comedy, anger, sadness.