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introducing the fitness tracker for your vagina

Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:26 pm
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11921 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:26 pm
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It can already stream the internet straight to your face, vibrate around your waist when you're slouching and track your health using only your wrist. Now, wearable technology is getting even more intimate and attempting to conquer the final frontier: the vagina.

Recently launched on Kickstarter, the KGoal Smart Kegel Trainer, produced by San Fransisco-based sexual health startup Minna Life, describes itself as a “Fitbit for your vagina,” an interactive device to guide, measure and track pelvic floor muscle exercise. It takes the form of a squeezable silicone pillow, connected to a smartphone app, that measures your “clench strength” and feeds the data back to a smartphone app via Bluetooth. It also has an internal motor for “real time vibrational biofeedback.”




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30% of women need direct feedback to perform a pelvic floor muscle contraction correctly,” says the company's pelvic floor specialist Liz Miracle. “People come to me and say 'I didn't do my exercises because I couldn't see what was happening and I didn't know what was going on,' so they often just give up.”

By flashing its pink light, vibrating and charting your progress on the app – soon to come complete with games – the KGoal aims to change all that. “It's like having a gym, a physical therapist and a tracking system in the palm of your hand,” says Lee. Or inside your vagina, as the case may be.



Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:29 pm to
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It's like having a gym, a physical therapist and a tracking system inside your vagina, as the case may be.


My ex already had this .. they're way behind the game..
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 5:30 pm
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45814 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:29 pm to
Is that a hand granade?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:35 pm to
Nevermind I thought it was trainer not tracker
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11229 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 6:43 pm to
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conquer the final frontier: the vagina.


already done
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 6:48 pm to
Is that to help them learn how to "squeeze" on your dick?

I only knew of one girl who knew how to do that.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71428 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 6:49 pm to
It's crazy, isn't it? I was like wtf is going on... mmmmhmmm I like this!
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 6:54 pm to
I hear you, geauxtiga. I have only known one girl who could perform that feat. Wish I knew where she is today!
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 6:57 pm to
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Jcorye1

It's crazy, isn't it? I was like wtf is going on... mmmmhmmm I like this!
Yep! I thought it may have been in my mind- it was kinda subtle. We ended up dating a while and I learned it was something she learned.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 6:58 pm to
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JoePepitone
I hear you, geauxtiga. I have only known one girl who could perform that feat. Wish I knew where she is today!
Check around Hackberry.
Posted by blackmouth
God's Country
Member since May 2014
387 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 7:11 pm to
Would be cool to hack into that thing. Just think in church or at the mall, in class... just turn it on high and see which woman jumps, screams, moans, wiggles...
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 7:13 pm to
This girl was from Jackson, MS. She came to a party in Monroe where we became "acquainted". Never figured out how or why she was there and have never seen her since.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 7:14 pm to
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This girl was from Jackson, MS. She came to a party in Monroe where we became "acquainted". Never figured out how or why she was there and have never seen her since.
Lay off the shrooms brah.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 7:26 pm to
There was more than shrooms involved in that little get-to-get her, if you know what I mean.
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19749 posts
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:32 pm to
Now Mammason will be able to accurately rank her girls and provide some quality strength and conditioning. This could be a game hanger.
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