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Liberalism in one sentence.

Posted on 7/1/14 at 10:59 am
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 10:59 am
Liberals believe that trans-gender boys prefer dolls and make-up because they are "born that way", but that little girls like dolls and make-up because of social conditioning and the patriarchy.



Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16167 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:04 am to
Government knows best.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Government knows best.


Winner.
Posted by a want
I love everybody
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:06 am to
You know those dumb arse liberals who call conservatives racist, tobacco-chewing, morons? That's you, just on the other side of the fence.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:07 am to
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:10 am to
quote:

You know those dumb arse liberals who call conservatives racist, tobacco-chewing, morons? That's you, just on the other side of the fence.
Yep. Lots of bombs thrown both ways. Ultimately unproductive.
Posted by tysonslefthook
Near Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1218 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:11 am to
Liberalism is a mental illness.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
51639 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Liberalism in one sentence.


Conservatives believe everyone should start a race at a point of equality, Liberals believe everyone should end a race at a point of equality.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50309 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:12 am to
Wrong.

That's progressive(ism).

Progressives have hijacked the term "liberal".
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67097 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Conservatives believe everyone should start a race at a point of equality, Liberals believe everyone should end a race at a point of equality.


This one seems pretty close to accurate, or at least close enough for a bumper sticker.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:14 am to
quote:

You know those dumb arse liberals who call conservatives racist, tobacco-chewing, morons? That's you, just on the other side of the fence.


In one sentence, one sentence!

Liberals always taking more than they should.





(Was that a good conservative, knee jerk response?)
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Conservatives believe everyone should start a race at a point of equality


Posted by Wolfhound45
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120000 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Conservatives believe everyone should start a race at a point of equality, Liberals believe everyone should end a race at a point of equality.


Equality of outcome, not opportunity.
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
3226 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:21 am to
All the little children that got abused playing dodgeball and couldn't learn to cope with it.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84867 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:22 am to
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Equality of outcome, not opportunity.


it shows how deeply confused you are about liberalism that you really believe this
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to
Knibb High football rules!

Billy Madison-Academic Decathlon Speech

ETA: Video added for the pure entertainment value.
This post was edited on 7/1/14 at 11:29 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

it shows how deeply confused you are about liberalism that you really believe this


Hardly. I am well aware of the shortcomings of liberalism. However, for the record, I was restating his hypothesis in one sentence.

Just so you know.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90629 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:27 am to
What's so funny? You honestly believe that conservatives don't want equal opportunity for all to succeed?

The difference is conservatives think we should all be equal under the law but reap the fruits of each persons choices, hard work, and talents whereas liberals try to give special treatment to certain groups to ensure that they succeed, and they rarely ever succeed because you can't help those who won't try to help themselves
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Conservatives believe everyone should start a race at a point of equality, Liberals believe everyone should end a race at a point of equality.



Best one so far.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:34 am to
quote:

it shows how deeply confused you are about liberalism that you really believe this
Really depends on which flavor of liberalism you are defending. There are most definitely some out there who do believe in equality of outcome.
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