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Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:07 pm
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Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:08 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:09 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:09 pm to JOJO Hammer
I've got one in my guest room.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:09 pm to JOJO Hammer
Where do I order one?
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:12 pm to HempHead
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Where do I order one?
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:14 pm to PepaSpray
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:16 pm to CT
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:22 pm to JOJO Hammer
This is from the country that is limiting the number of births per household, weird.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:29 pm to JOJO Hammer
Seems like a nurse with soft hands is more practical
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:41 pm to JOJO Hammer
They've had this for years according to law & order
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:30 pm to TigerFanatic99
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:36 pm to WPBTiger
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:39 pm to iAmBatman
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:41 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:26 pm to biglego
No shite, why don't they go picky up a couple of prostitutes or strippers. Pay them a little bit, guys no longer have an issue.
As I type this I realize I am only like 25 percent joking. The rest of me wants hand jobs at the hospital.
As I type this I realize I am only like 25 percent joking. The rest of me wants hand jobs at the hospital.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:29 pm to Mizzoufan26
Incredibly Teutonic.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:32 pm to Mizzoufan26
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No shite, why don't they go picky up a couple of prostitutes or strippers. Pay them a little bit, guys no longer have an issue. As I type this I realize I am only like 25 percent joking. The rest of me wants hand jobs at the hospital.
Because this thing lasts forever?
Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:16 pm to lsu480
So does your first stripper handy
And shenanigans anyways, the first time some dude tells the machine he loves it, it will become disinterested and refuse to hand job any longer
And shenanigans anyways, the first time some dude tells the machine he loves it, it will become disinterested and refuse to hand job any longer
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 7:18 pm
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