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Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:32 am
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33485 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:32 am
I think the classic is "Rectum? Damn near killed em"

Then there are other like...

"30 dollars, same as in town"

"I don't know, but my arse is killing me"

"You don't understand. Chunks is my dog"

What else ya got?




Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:33 am to
Say what you want about deaf people

My ex-girlfriend had this really weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and then act like a fricking bitch all the time.
This post was edited on 6/21/14 at 1:35 am
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:36 am to
Im just kidding, I didn't need the money
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:37 am to
I organized a bukkake party but no one came.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
This post was edited on 6/21/14 at 1:38 am
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:39 am to
So I says to him , I said 'Get your own monkey!'
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:42 am to
quote:

My ex-girlfriend had this really weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and then act like a fricking bitch all the time.


Reading this was the best part of my day!
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:42 am to
The Aristocrats!
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:44 am to
" oh I knew her from somewhere v how long she been doing Bang Bros /work st do if divas " j
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 1:46 am to
But you frick one goat...
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 2:14 am to
And the Donkey said,"Purple Hat".

eta: "He only took tips". :rimshot:
This post was edited on 6/21/14 at 2:20 am
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 2:20 am to
Not me but a guy I know...
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23066 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:48 am to
"And that's why the R is backwards in Toys R Us"
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3313 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 6:15 am to
and the duck said, "not me buddy, I'm wearing a hat"
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6365 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 6:20 am to
I'll have a coke

Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14421 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 6:43 am to
-When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

-They think its whale shite!

-First grade.

-15 years to life.
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 6:48 am to
Not a joke in the traditional sense but:

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley..."
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117714 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 6:50 am to
quote:

The Aristocrats


Great skit.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 6:59 am to
My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile. I told her that's a very big word for a nine year old.
Posted by witty alias
Member since Nov 2012
1398 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 7:00 am to
"No, but that's a real nice ski mask."
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/21/14 at 7:02 am to
I'm a 28 year old virgin...
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