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If u had to live in a retirement community, is The Villages in Florida the spot?

Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:35 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Ten women to every man a black market in Viagra, and a 'thriving swingers scene': Welcome to The Villages, Florida, where the elderly residents down Sex on the Square cocktail in 'honor' of woman, 68, arrested for public sex with toyboy


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The Villages in Florida is the world's largest retirement community and has a reputation for naughty behavior

Peggy Klemm, 68, was arrested for having drunken public sex in the square with toyboy 19 years her junior

Four days before her arrest she'd been put on probation for drunk driving her golf cart

Local bar has made a $3.75 Sex on the Square cocktail in honor of Peggy, who is married to wheelchair bound husband

MailOnline went undercover in The Villages and found a thriving swingers scene, a black market in Viagra

Dubbed Disney World for old people, there are 10 women to every man and their antics would make Mickey Mouse blush

Resident Belinda Beard, 62, said: 'All of the women work hard to look good... Turn your back for a minute and someone will try to steal your husband'

Swimming in cheap booze and sunshine 'every night is Saturday night'

One of its most infamous residents was a retired biology teacher who called his manhood Mr Midnight

Where accidents happen: The residents have free sex, safe in the knowledge that they can't get pregnant. But there are exceptions to this rule. One resident became a father at 50 when his wife was 55





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Doctors told Blechman there were more cases of herpes than in Miami and the rates for sexually transmitted diseases were amongst the highest in America.

'Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who’s going to get pregnant?' he said.

But accidents occasionally happen. Phil Harper – at 50 one of The Villages younger residents – unexpectedly became a father five years ago.

'My daughter was conceived at the 19th hole on the golf course,' he said, slugging back a beer as he sat on a bench outside a gift shop. 'It was the last thing I expected – same for my wife. She’s five years older than me.

'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them. It’s Disney for adults. I was living nearby when I discovered The Villages – I’m one of the 20 per cent of under 55s allowed to live here.

'The older women throw themselves at the men and sex in public happens a lot. This place is just awesome.'



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Yet chat to the locals and there appears to be an abundance of old folks flouting the law – grumpy old men have even had fights with walking sticks over girlfriends.

One ageing romeo shoved a rival into a water feature dubbed the Fountain of Youth and another reportedly lost his dentures after being punched in the face by a furious husband.



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Police cruises patrol the squares at night – yet MailOnline watched numerous old folk lurching out of bars and into their golf carts.

On several occasions I smelt the pungent aroma of strong marijuana and locals boasted of a black market in Viagra.


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Married Peggy is too embarrassed to sample the cocktail named in her honor yet – but patrons promise she’ll get a standing ovation when she next shows up.

The pretty blonde scored something of a first at The Villages - a giant Florida retirement complex of 100,000 people.

Dozens of couples have been caught copulating outdoors before but police rarely issue more than a warning for fear of mucking up the area’s low crime figures.









Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:36 pm to
gross


i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:37 pm to
Going in raw

Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:37 pm to
I almost bought property in there to rent out in 2002. I wish I would have
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83374 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:38 pm to
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i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care



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there were more cases of herpes than in Miami and the rates for sexually transmitted diseases were amongst the highest in America.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:39 pm to
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Phil Harper – at 50 one of The Villages younger residents – unexpectedly became a father five years ago.

'My daughter was conceived at the 19th hole on the golf course,' he said, slugging back a beer as he sat on a bench outside a gift shop. 'It was the last thing I expected – same for my wife. She’s five years older than me.

'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them. It’s Disney for adults. I was living nearby when I discovered The Villages – I’m one of the 20 per cent of under 55s allowed to live here.

'The older women throw themselves at the men and sex in public happens a lot. This place is just awesome.'


Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:42 pm to
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i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care


congrats on not reading the OP
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:42 pm to
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'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them.

50 pages
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:44 pm to
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SPEEDY


sorry....i got nauseous and didnt finish reading
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19215 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:45 pm to
more power to them.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6726 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:48 pm to
I used to drink with an older guy after work...he passed away 3-4 years ago around age 80. He had a boat that used to take the waitresses out on and they'd all get trashed. He told me that he never expected anything out of them, but at his age getting drunk with some college girls in bikinis was pretty damn cool. That sounds like good way to live out your latter years.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35391 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:49 pm to
Free golf and STDs? Selling my house tomorrow
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16916 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:52 pm to
La Boca Vista or bust......

a nut!
Posted by massiveattack
CharLIT/Chapel Chill
Member since Oct 2010
11555 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:54 pm to
Florida's "friendliest" hometown
Posted by BLIZZAKE7
BRLA
Member since Apr 2005
6188 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 4:01 pm to
that's gotta be like frickin dust
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120301 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 4:02 pm to
Walt goes to the Villages for Spring Break.
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