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So, is Slenderman conservative or liberal?

Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:54 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112511 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:54 pm
Two weeks ago I'm listening to some moron on Coast to Coast explaining that some people believe the fictional internet character Slenderman is real and they have seen him in IRL.

I dismissed it as typical Coast to Coast foolishness.

Then, I read in the news yesterday that some girls tried to commit murder so that Slenderman would like them.

Questions:

1. Should Slenderman be banned from the Internet?

2. If Slenderman 'likes' the girls what exactly do they get out of the deal?

3. Should we trade Slenderman to the Taliban for their best basketball player?

4. Is this another reason why females should not be allowed to vote?

5. Is Slenderman going to send his minions out to steal Zach's golf clubs because I started a thread about him?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:01 pm to
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42636 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:49 pm to
is that an image of said slenderman??

if so, why would a tweener want that thing to like them?
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:59 pm to
If that's Slenderman that's a hipster look, prolly an anarchist.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:07 pm to
I was listening to Coast to Coast a couple weeks ago because I had a 6am flight and the airport was 2 hours away, so I had to leave at 2:45am.

Bunch of kooks and crazies calling in about their theories.

The best one was a guy who called in and said the government is scraping sediment and rocks off the ocean floor near Australia in the Pacific Ocean to build a giant asteroid to crash into earth and take over the planet. He said him scouring Google Earth made him certain of this.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112511 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:22 pm to
Yeah, but this was real life..

LINK
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:37 pm to
quote:


1. Should Slenderman be banned from the Internet?



No because Al Gore would be royally pissed if we banned one of his creations.

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2. If Slenderman 'likes' the girls what exactly do they get out of the deal?


A date with BHP.

quote:

3. Should we trade Slenderman to the Taliban for their best basketball player?


No. An NBA team should draft him to play center.

quote:


4. Is this another reason why females should not be allowed to vote?


Do we really need another reason?

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5. Is Slenderman going to send his minions out to steal Zach's golf clubs because I started a thread about him?


No. Zach should hire him to be his caddy. That guy would never lose sight of where Zach hits his golf ball.








Posted by PurpleKnight88
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
856 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 3:38 pm to
He convinced friends to stab another friend in the back. Of course he's conservative.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112511 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

He convinced friends to stab another friend in the back. Of course he's conservative.


So, Slenderman doesn't get any money out of the deal? That's hardly a capitalist.
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