WWTOTD - Hospital problem

So I'm at the BR hospital bringing my mom dinner and this old mofo parks next to my impala and looks at me funny. After he walks inside I key his car because of his disrespect. This guy has the nerve to come outside and try and take a pic of my license plate (moms impala). So I jump out and bust his bob ucker looking arse up and down the sidewalk. So anyways, while teaching him his lesson, I scuff my new Js up while kicking him in the head. Attorneys of the OT, can I bring him to civil courts to get my Js cleaned???