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EXCLUSIVE BREAKING ANALYSIS: Obama Still Can’t Throw a Baseball Correctly

Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:11 pm
Posted by wickowick
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:11 pm
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Obama’s lack of basic motor skills was on display Monday evening at a Little League game in Washington, D.C. He looked like he was trying to shot put a hacky sack, or something.

The Little Leaguers were not impressed, the Associated Press reports:

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Shocked parents reached for their smartphones to snap a quick photo, but not all of their kids were as impressed. Some held back, unsure of who Obama was, as their parents tried to lure them back onto the infield to join the president.

“Daddy, let’s just play,” said one young boy, pulling his father by the hand.

The “pitcher in chief” even got a chance to try out his arm, tossing the ball from near the pitcher’s mound to 10-year-old Danny Ringel, who plays for the Tigers.


The “pitcher in chief” has struggled for years to master the simple art of throwing a baseball correctly.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:12 pm to
Reggie Love accepts him for who he is...why can't you?
Posted by wickowick
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:12 pm to

Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:13 pm to
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Reggie Love accepts him for who he is...why can't you?


Not that there is anything wrong with that...
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by Holden Caulfield
Hanging with J.D.
Member since May 2008
8308 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:15 pm to
Ever wonder why they don't allow his golf outings to be filmed? Still photos are all we get of the "baller" president.

Of course after the basketball fiasco who can blame them.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:18 pm to
That's because Obama is more of a catcher than a pitcher
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:20 pm to
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That's because Obama is more of a catcher than a pitcher


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Not that there is anything wrong with that...























Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:33 pm to
I can't believe when I see so many people who cannot throw a baseball. Throwing something just feels natural. It's easy.

I guess it would be like me trying to throw with my other hand, but even then I can still at least make a half-way decent throw even though it feels awkward.

It baffles me.

I've never even played soccer in my life, but I can kick a ball and look normal doing it. Why do people have so much trouble throwing?
This post was edited on 5/20/14 at 2:34 pm
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34885 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:39 pm to
No idea. Maybe we need to have this as a qualifier now if you intend to hold any major political office, or just to be allowed to vote

No more I.D. laws. Just throw a baseball correctly
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:43 pm to
Wick, You need to add a red line to the photo.
Posted by son of arlo
State of Innocence
Member since Sep 2013
4577 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:51 pm to
Guy couldn't make the Wellesley softball team.
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:52 pm to
I imagine it looked something very similar to this. The Fark gods should do some work on this.

Posted by son of arlo
State of Innocence
Member since Sep 2013
4577 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 3:20 pm to
Well considering Kevin Spacey is gay IRL I guess that's pretty accurate.

Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 3:56 pm to
El Presidente has a a perfect for pitching stance and mechanics in the game of cricket, which is a result of living most of your early years in a foriegn country. The pitching is more manly than riding a bike in a pair of jeans handed down from the Moose.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 8:43 am
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112489 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 4:12 pm to
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I can't believe when I see so many people who cannot throw a baseball. Throwing something just feels natural. It's easy.


Sorry if I've told this story here before. Back in the day the Olympics considered adding baseball. The USSR hired a couple of American minor league coaches to train their team.

The coaches were given a bunch of 16 to 20 year old athletes from other sports who were not gonna make the Olympic team in their chosen sport.

After 2 years the American coaches gave up and said it was useless. "It's odd to see a well conditioned athlete throw a baseball like a girl."

The Russians did not have the muscle memory developed from age 6 to 14 that American baseball players had.

Obama probably never touched a baseball in his childhood. He throws exactly how I would expect. Golf is his sport of preference because the ball does not move.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 4:26 pm to
I guess that makes sense. I was throwing a ball around since I was a toddler. So I never had to "learn" how to throw. I just always did it.

Like I said, I guess it would be like me trying to throw with my opposite hand.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 4:36 pm to
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I was throwing a ball around since I was a toddler. So I never had to "learn" how to throw. I just always did it.

Same with me. I didn't need anyone to play pitch and catch with. I just threw a baseball on the tin roof our our garage and caught it. Or threw a tennis ball against the side of the house and caught it.

Young parents today whine about the necessity to put their kids in 'travel teams' to learn to play baseball at a high level. It's because kids today would rather spend time in the house with video games. They don't get the 1,000s of repetitions we had back in the day in vacant lots. Unsupervised by adults. Free of charge. The most important player was the kid who actually brought the baseball.
Posted by son of arlo
State of Innocence
Member since Sep 2013
4577 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 4:37 pm to
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Golf is his sport


Ah nope.

It's a one stroke penalty to comment on someone's stroke. If I played with Obama, I'd have to take about 6 strokes after this shot.
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