How to get rid of a clinger without looking like a total jackass?

Be a total jackass. It's the only way out

You knew she was a clinger before you hit it, this is called paying the Piper

Let her catch you fricking one of your friends. Problem solved.

I was just about to start this thread, thanks for the help brah

Don't be a douche and sit her down and talk to her like a man

tell her you died.

Tell her to frick off. But say please while doing so.

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Suggest a ménage a trois..

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Yeah but his luck is that she would be into the poke and choke. Then both he and FloridaMike are still stuck with a clinger, and they may have now docked with each other. It could be dangerous territory.