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Texas woman breaks into neighbor's house to shave her OWN pubes
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:18 pm
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I guess she needed to get ready for a date.
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In a call made to the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office in Texas in the early morning hours of April 30, a woman was alleged to have entered a neighbour’s home before attacking the neighbour when they came home to find the woman still in their residence.
Two police units from Splendora Police Department, along with two units from the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office, responded to the initial call, which was made at around 9:43am by a third-party in a neighbouring residence. The units were dispatched to the scene according to MCSO Lt. Brady Fitzgerald.
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She allegedly entered the home dressed only in a bra and panties and entered the bathroom, where she proceeded to shave her pubic area, said Fitzgerald. It was reported that when the female homeowner returned to the home, Volino attacked her and is believed to have grabbed her by the throat, as the homeowner reportedly had some visible injuries to the throat.
I guess she needed to get ready for a date.
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 1:51 pm
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Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:21 pm to arseinclarse
I'd hit it. If it were shaved properly.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:21 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:21 pm to arseinclarse
Honestly, I believe that you'll eventually be in one of these stories being investigated for some sexual crime.
Where do you find shite like this? You're obviously part of some community that's into weird stories and stalking females.
Where do you find shite like this? You're obviously part of some community that's into weird stories and stalking females.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:22 pm to arseinclarse
been awake for nine days
wtf ?
wtf ?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:28 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:31 pm to arseinclarse
There's the pic. IWHI. Bc shaved
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:31 pm to LSUTygerFan
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been awake for nine days
wtf ?
She's got that meth look in her eyes.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:34 pm to arseinclarse
Splendora
That's where my hunting lease is, Skank Hoes run wild in that area....
That's where my hunting lease is, Skank Hoes run wild in that area....
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:36 pm to arseinclarse
In her defense, razors are too fricking expensive.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:36 pm to TexasTiger01
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Splendora
Thats up by the Woodlands
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:41 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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In her defense, razors are too fricking expensive.
She couldn't use an electric trimmer?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:41 pm to arseinclarse
Well, if that's illegal, then I'm technically on the lam.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:44 pm to White Shadeaux
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She couldn't use an electric trimmer?
I'm assuming she was going for the Telly Savales but I guess she could have just been trimming the verge on her landing strip.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:44 pm to arseinclarse
"I've been awake for 8 days straight,
It must've been them pills I took."
It must've been them pills I took."
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:44 pm to arseinclarse
grooming is very important...shouldn't be a crime
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:45 pm to arseinclarse
Title should be changed to "shave her own pubes," as it is a little misleading.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:46 pm to MillerMan
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Thats up by the Woodlands
The trashy side of town, I almost bought a house there...
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:46 pm to Topwater Trout
Bring back the bush! Shaving your pubes is a pedos dream
Posted on 5/7/14 at 1:46 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Title should be changed to "shave her own pubes," as it is a little misleading.
That would make it a completely different crime.
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