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Favorite Charles Barkley lines
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:25 pm
Mine:
"If you left DeAndre Jordan in the gym all night and told him he couldnt dunk, he'd have 6 points in the morning."
"If you left DeAndre Jordan in the gym all night and told him he couldnt dunk, he'd have 6 points in the morning."
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Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:26 pm to Tiger Ugly
"I just wanted a BJ"
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:26 pm to Tiger Ugly
I can be bought. If they paid me enough I'd work for the klan.
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:28 pm to TotesMcGotes
"You have no idea how good this girl's oral skills are".....or something to that tune when he got pulled over and arrested for DUI
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:31 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
1992 Dream Team against Angola FTMFW
1992 Dream Team against Angola FTMFW
This post was edited on 5/4/14 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:33 pm to Tiger Ugly
"I hate white people."
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:34 pm to Buckeye06
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:38 pm to Tiger Ugly
EJ referring to another Auburn grad, "And as Chuck can tell you, Auburn is a tough school."
Chuck: "Not if you average 20 and 10."
Chuck: "Not if you average 20 and 10."
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:40 pm to SwaggerCopter
Anyone remember his quote on gambling and running for governor? It was great but I can't find it.
Posted on 5/4/14 at 2:44 pm to Tiger Ugly
He was the guest picker for the AU-Bama game last year. As they were running down the games they came to our game against Clemson. He picked us to win against them for the 5th year in a row.
Or as he said we'll "Make it an even 5"
Or as he said we'll "Make it an even 5"
Posted on 5/4/14 at 4:24 pm to theGarnetWay
quote:
"When I was recruited at Auburn [University], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."
Posted on 5/4/14 at 4:36 pm to Tiger Ugly
I heard one last night that had me rolling
"How you gone give me a question with no damn answer?"
When Shaq wrestled him to the ground. "I didn't tap!"
"How you gone give me a question with no damn answer?"
When Shaq wrestled him to the ground. "I didn't tap!"
Posted on 5/4/14 at 4:38 pm to TotesMcGotes
quote:
If they paid me enough I'd work for the klan
Posted on 5/4/14 at 5:41 pm to Tiger Ugly
During a game Reggie Miller and Charles were announcing:
Reggie Miller: What happened to your eyebrows?
Barkley: See, Kenny hates on me because I've been getting my eyebrows waxed.
Miller: ...my godddddd
Barkley: Hey listen - ain't no shame in my game. Ain't no shame in my game - I get my eyebrows done.......................
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And just for the record I get other things waxed too.
Reggie Miller: What happened to your eyebrows?
Barkley: See, Kenny hates on me because I've been getting my eyebrows waxed.
Miller: ...my godddddd
Barkley: Hey listen - ain't no shame in my game. Ain't no shame in my game - I get my eyebrows done.......................
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And just for the record I get other things waxed too.
Posted on 5/4/14 at 5:43 pm to SwaggerCopter
quote:
EJ referring to another Auburn grad, "And as Chuck can tell you, Auburn is a tough school."
Chuck: "Not if you average 20 and 10."
Posted on 5/4/14 at 5:47 pm to jg8623
Last night he had a good one:
Kenny - "Chuck, if this is your last night workin here..."
Chuck - "Make sure yall got my address so yall can mail me my check"
Kenny - "Chuck, if this is your last night workin here..."
Chuck - "Make sure yall got my address so yall can mail me my check"
Posted on 5/4/14 at 5:53 pm to Tiger Ugly
that one is great...
Posted on 5/4/14 at 6:05 pm to Tiger Ugly
quote:
If you left DeAndre Jordan in the gym all night and told him he couldnt dunk, he'd have 6 points in the morning."
Posted on 5/4/14 at 6:20 pm to 504Voodoo
"Hey, Kenny! Remember when Vince Carter used to get shot once a game?"
*referring to his flopping*
*referring to his flopping*
Posted on 5/4/14 at 6:28 pm to 504Voodoo
Hahah where are you guys getting these?
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