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Gay Mike is so petrified of the Kardashians it makes him puke
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:15 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:15 am
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Ray J's cock should have soothed him.
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Retail assistant Mike Amess has an unusual phobia: he is absolutely petrified of the Kardashian family.
He breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.
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Mike says, 'I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay.
'Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian's sex tape was. I thought I'd give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on.
'I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom. But the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me.
'I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset.
Ray J's cock should have soothed him.
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'By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again.
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Mike's most recent ordeal saw him throw up after accidentally seeing Kanye West's racy music video, 'Bound 2', which features a topless Kim straddling the singer on a motorbike.
'Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:16 am to arseinclarse
quote:No they weren't. It sucked.
Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian's sex tape was.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:16 am to arseinclarse
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 10:18 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:20 am to arseinclarse
You can pray away the gay but you can't Kardashian it away.
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