IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!

Well, the interesting items are in the 'telephone feedback hotline.' Two items...

a. One caller says that the new game in the ghetto is to find out where dogs are not being fed by their owners and running loose. Put chicken parts on the highway near the houses. Watch the starving dogs go after the chicken and get killed by cars. What great fun!

b. One caller is wondering about 'Strange Names'. The hell you say. Quote:
"Cinquewanetta Lashuniquaqwa Moses... Do they have a special school for people to learn how to spell their names?"

Now on to this week's perps...

Whole/Middle Names:

Fresco ... don't you wish his first name was Al?
Hanifshakun ...shoplifter; sounds like "hand if shaken."
Osha ...fight in the workplace. Someone call OSHA.
Valanaski ...sex offender. Not Polish.
Shaqala Pandora .. hit and run.
Malieh Mehdizadeh .shop lifter
Oshameriea Shynesia .. this is a respiratory disease.
Tinnepearl .. little sister of Bigpearl.
countrail ... you can follow the smell of her in the woods. Smells like old tuna fish.
Dionquenitta Shunta... a medical device for heart blockage.
Larvacea .. baby insects.
Sir'Kalton ... robbed the pizza guy with a gun.
Corenthan .. a style of Greek column.
Kimani Neboshia .. a guy
Finnell Dinnell.. Bo Binnell, the name game.
Londarion Decedtrace .. drugs
Dvoria .. a guy
Dyshaniksa .. prostitute; pic no price. I'd say 10 dollars.
Nana .. term for 'grandmother.'
Fitelred .. a crimson violin.