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Equifax refuses to serve God until he changes his name
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:14 am
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:14 am
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If God was his grandfather, then is his existence proof that Jesus had a wife?
All kidding aside, WTF?
And finally, a photograph of God (don't worry, it's not Mohammed so you won't get in trouble for looking):
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A Brooklyn businessman is suing the credit-reporting agency Equifax for falsely reporting him as having no financial history because their system rejects his first name — God.
God Gazarov — a Russian native who was named after his grandfather — claims that the company has stubbornly refused to correct the glitch after more than two years of anguished calls and correspondence.
If God was his grandfather, then is his existence proof that Jesus had a wife?
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The owner of a Brighton Beach jewelry store and a graduate of Brooklyn College, Gazarov, 26, said an Equifax customer-service representative had the gall to suggest that he change his first name to resolve the issue.
Gazarov was forced to file a lawsuit against the company because it refused to accept his name as legitimate
All kidding aside, WTF?
And finally, a photograph of God (don't worry, it's not Mohammed so you won't get in trouble for looking):
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 11:17 am
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Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:16 am to AnonymousTiger
Damn God's a Ruskie ???
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:18 am to Phil A Sheo
They are obviously the true choosen people
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:18 am to Phil A Sheo
What if God was one of us?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:18 am to Phil A Sheo
God is black
God Shammgod
God Shammgod
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:19 am to Phil A Sheo
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Damn God's a Ruskie ???
God-less commie bastards. Oh, wait.....
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:19 am to soccerfüt
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What if God was one of us?
He apparently wouldn't get credit
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:19 am to Na Mean
Whoa now, let's not get carried away here, there is no fricking way God is really black.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:20 am to AnonymousTiger
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They are obviously the true choosen people
..shite I wanna ride a bear.. quote:
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
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Whoa now, let's not get carried away here, there is no fricking way God is really black.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 11:22 am
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:41 am to AnonymousTiger
yeah but his son...
Posted on 4/11/14 at 11:45 am to AnonymousTiger
I guess Putin was right this whole time. They are the chosen ones 
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:29 pm to AnonymousTiger
Equifax, Experian and TransUnion are among the curses of the modern world. I'm convinced they have an IQ test for prospective employees and anyone scoring over, say, 80, is automatically rejected.
It's no wonder that can't distinguish God Gazarov from God Almighty.
It's no wonder that can't distinguish God Gazarov from God Almighty.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:30 pm to AnonymousTiger
God has an odd looking head for sure.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:33 pm to AnonymousTiger
God wearing Brooks Brothers?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:10 pm to AnonymousTiger
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then is his existence proof that Jesus had a wife?
What makes you think they were married in the eyes of God?
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