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Moaning in the bathroom stall
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:45 am
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:45 am
Traveling this morning going through ATL as always take a pit stop between flights and someone is rubbing one out in the stall next to me. WTF glad I finished before him.
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:46 am to moon4lsu
maybe he was just fighting a turd and breathing heavily.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:47 am to moon4lsu
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glad I finished before him.
...selfish
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 8:47 am
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:47 am to moon4lsu
Maybe he is passing a kidney stone.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:49 am to RebelOP
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Maybe he is passing a kidney stone.
Or hemorrhoids.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:51 am to moon4lsu
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WTF glad I finished before him.
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someone is rubbing one out
You may want to rephrase some of this.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:51 am to moon4lsu
I was once rubbing one out in a bathroom stall while looking at porn on my phone and I accidentally clicked the audio button in the middle of the scene, sending the sounds of screaming and slapping echoing through the bathroom.
There was definitely someone else in the bathroom too. I waited a good 30 minutes before I exited, hoping no one would see me.
There was definitely someone else in the bathroom too. I waited a good 30 minutes before I exited, hoping no one would see me.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:52 am to moon4lsu
Probably just constipated
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:52 am to moon4lsu
Sure he was not just suffering from fecal impaction?
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:52 am to moon4lsu
Not a team player, I see.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:54 am to moon4lsu
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:54 am to Displaced
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maybe he was just fighting a turd and breathing heavily.
This.
Those old guys have a real struggle sometimes. I worked with a guy who would sometimes come out the bathroom sweating. Felt bad for that old fart.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:55 am to moon4lsu
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glad I finished before him
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:56 am to Bluefin
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and I accidentally clicked the audio button in the middle of the scene, sending the sounds of screaming and slapping echoing through the bathroom.
There's this technology called "headphones", brah.
You should check it out...
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:01 am to notiger1997
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Those old guys have a real struggle sometimes.
I remember one time back in my Army days we'd just come back in from a field problem and our TC was taking all of us out for dinner and drinks on the town. One guy on the crew decided it would be funny if he went into the bathroom stall and start carrying on as though he were trying to birth a 9 pound turd (anyone that's lived off MREs for any length of time will understand this). He was literally stomping his foot, beating his fist on the stall wall and periodically screaming different guy's name from our crew to come help him. WE could hear him clear as a bell from our table. We were in tears rolling laughing at him carrying on. However the restaurant staff and other customers were not as amused.
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