Beware of the bro hitting on your mom

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This weekend, the University welcomed mothers from all over to celebrate Moms Weekend.

During the day, festivities often include some flower shows, brunch and a craft show where mothers and students meander around casually glancing at the beautiful array of flowers and various knick-knacks mothers are inevitably drawn to. Of course there has to be a shopping element to the weekend because if there’s one thing mothers know how to do right, its spend money on things they don’t need.

And after working up an appetite browsing the flowers, students often take their mothers to one of Champaign’s finer establishments for lunch, such as Firehaus.

While the daytime activities are innocent enough, when the sun sets over Champaign, the scene of Moms Weekend changes completely, as moms who have not been out in 10 years begin to roam the streets with their children in hopes of a reliving their college days.

Similar to Dads Weekend, students often take the weekend with their moms as an opportunity to show them how they really spend their weekends: When students aren’t exclusively at the library during the weekend, the local bars on campus are a popular alternative. And by local bars, I mean KAM’S.

Little did you know that while you were singing along to “Don’t Stop Believing” with your mom on the KAM’S dance floor, a dangerous predator was on the loose waiting to pounce. Those of us who have experienced Moms Weekend before may know this predator all too well — the frat star whose main objective and purpose in life is to hit on moms.

In case you don’t want the guy sitting on his balcony wearing a snap back and drinking a Natty Ice to be your new stepdad, listen up because your mother may have fallen victim to his mischievous ways.

And with that, I will describe to you how a frat star snuck his way into your perfectly innocent night and hit on your mother.

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