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Aussie Alpha Females

Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84858 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:28 pm to
....i remember biotches like this, you're supposed to tell them to f off and then they jump your johnson later bc whether they admit it or not every woman wants to be dominated, Aussie guys are just PY's
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 2:36 pm
Posted by DanTiger
Somewhere in Luziana
Member since Sep 2004
9480 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:32 pm to
I am giving this a bump because it is hilarious.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:33 pm to
WHY CAN'T WE BE THE SAME???


quote:

These women love to fight. On any weekend at any club pumping some sick bass, you'll see two (or more) molls throwing down. It doesn’t take much: Madison banged Caz? Tegan spilled Amee’s Bacardi? Stacy clipped Sheryl’s car? You better believe someone is going to get leveled. In other countries, girl fights are all pushing and slapping, with maybe some hair-pulling when things get serious. In Australia, after a lifetime’s training of fending off randy Australian drunks, these fights feature haymakers, above-the-neck tackles, and beating on someone when she's down and cowering. If there is one thing Australia teaches its young, it’s how to kick the shite out of one another.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29168 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:33 pm to
quote:



She drinks to be one of the guys, but also to dominate and destroy the guys. There’s nothing the moll loves more than belittling her significant other in front of their mutual friends. Any guy who dates a moll is completely whipped. It’s kind of awesome. Next time you see a dude screaming, “Show us your minge!” at some girl outside a club at 3 AM, remember that there is a terrifying woman waiting for him at home who will make fun of his weird dick while his buddies spit-laugh beer and Doritos.


Damn.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:34 pm to


here's alpha female in a club for ya
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:34 pm to
Sounds like girls from Oak Grove
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

a terrifying woman waiting for him at home who will make fun of his weird dick while his buddies spit-laugh beer and Doritos



See where this is all goin'?
Posted by GeauxWrek
Somewhere b/w Houston and BR
Member since Sep 2010
4293 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:45 pm to
I could watch this all day
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

here's alpha female in a club for ya


That.
Never.
Gets.
Old.

That poor guy in the middle just looks like he's saying, "Hey, can I get..." to the bartender when he gets his nose clipped on the way to that troll doll getting smoked right in the face.
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 3:38 pm
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