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Aussie Alpha Females
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:28 pm to Draconian Sanctions
....i remember biotches like this, you're supposed to tell them to f off and then they jump your johnson later bc whether they admit it or not every woman wants to be dominated, Aussie guys are just PY's
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:32 pm to Ignignot
I am giving this a bump because it is hilarious.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:33 pm to Draconian Sanctions
WHY CAN'T WE BE THE SAME???
quote:
These women love to fight. On any weekend at any club pumping some sick bass, you'll see two (or more) molls throwing down. It doesn’t take much: Madison banged Caz? Tegan spilled Amee’s Bacardi? Stacy clipped Sheryl’s car? You better believe someone is going to get leveled. In other countries, girl fights are all pushing and slapping, with maybe some hair-pulling when things get serious. In Australia, after a lifetime’s training of fending off randy Australian drunks, these fights feature haymakers, above-the-neck tackles, and beating on someone when she's down and cowering. If there is one thing Australia teaches its young, it’s how to kick the shite out of one another.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:33 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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She drinks to be one of the guys, but also to dominate and destroy the guys. There’s nothing the moll loves more than belittling her significant other in front of their mutual friends. Any guy who dates a moll is completely whipped. It’s kind of awesome. Next time you see a dude screaming, “Show us your minge!” at some girl outside a club at 3 AM, remember that there is a terrifying woman waiting for him at home who will make fun of his weird dick while his buddies spit-laugh beer and Doritos.
Damn.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:34 pm to DanTiger
here's alpha female in a club for ya
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:34 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Sounds like girls from Oak Grove
Posted on 4/4/14 at 2:36 pm to Wally Sparks
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a terrifying woman waiting for him at home who will make fun of his weird dick while his buddies spit-laugh beer and Doritos
See where this is all goin'?
Posted on 4/4/14 at 3:35 pm to Ignignot
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here's alpha female in a club for ya
That.
Never.
Gets.
Old.
That poor guy in the middle just looks like he's saying, "Hey, can I get..." to the bartender when he gets his nose clipped on the way to that troll doll getting smoked right in the face.
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 3:38 pm
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