Funny Amazon Reviews: Today's Product, bathroom iPad holder

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I can't tell you how much my quality of life has improved.
Often I would poop, and in the heat of the moment, blindly grab my iPad and start wiping.
What a mess!
And AppleCare apparently doesn't count poop as an 'Act of God'.
I disagree, and have written the Vatican for clarification.
But now, FINALLY, I have the means to distinctly separate and identify the TP and the iPad.
(Which is great- I'm tired of cleaning the charger port with a toothpick.)

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This is a great product but to get the full potential out of it, you have to purchase the additional apps from the apps store and, unfortunately, they are not cheap. Without the additional apps, this is just a holder but if you get the bidet app then it becomes a refreshing bathroom experience. My favorite app though is the butt wipe app. Now you don't even need to awkward reach back to wipe. You just open the app, stick your butt on the iPad and it does all the wiping for you. How did we ever live without this!

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