The top US Cities for D-Bags

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Douchebags—they’re all around us. You see them drinking Bud Light Platinum with their bros, double parking their PT Cruisers, and jostling each other in line to buy tickets to the latest Fast & Furious movie. While the douchebag population is a nationwide phenomenon, there are some cities where they’re found in greater abundance. For this groundbreaking study, we took the 100 most populated U.S. cities and determined rankings based on percentage of males in each city who listed the douchie items below as “interests” on their Facebook pages. Keep in mind that if you find fault with our criteria it’s probably because you are also a total d-bag.

Nickelback
Monster Energy
Axe (brand)
Don Ed Hardy
Vin Diesel
Chris Brown
Tosh.0
Mixed Martial Arts
Bluetooth
Dane Cook

Once we crunched the numbers we discovered some uncomfortable truths about America. First, Nickelback fans still exist, especially in the Midwest. Second, douchebags are massing in large numbers along the Texas border with Mexico, perhaps with plans of invading? Third, California is full of d-bags, but not in the Bay Area. So where does your city rank? Check Estately‘s complete rankings of all 100 cities below.

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