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So yesterday was my 30th bday, wtf do I do now?

Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:56 am
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:56 am
Had my bday yesterday, and it was shitty because I had 5hrs of school and after that 5hrs of homework and went to bed at 3am. Banged my gf once and got head twice. Watched Game of Arms and arm wrestled my buddy probably 6 times.


Now that I am 30, do I need to go to sleep at 7pm? Am I gonna have to eat the early bird specials? Start taking vitamins? Get my balls and butthole fingered or whatever goes on at the doctor? Stop watching reality TV? No more getting shite faced on the weekends? Can I still use words like "finger blast" and "bro"?

Do I stop having fun now?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:56 am to
Subtle brag thread.
Posted by JAXTiger16
TBD
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:57 am to
Not sure.. I still have 4 years, what do I do until then?
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:57 am to
30 may be too old to start a thread letting everyone know you had sex...
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:57 am to
Enjoy the slow, inevitable march towards death where your balls get wrinkled and your dick stops working.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:58 am to
quote:

So yesterday was my 30th bday, wtf do I do now?

Try not to die, old timer
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:58 am to
I definitely surprised everyone by making it this long

End game is to check out like a boss when I am around 60 years old
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 11:59 am to
stop
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Hammertime
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:00 pm to
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Now that I am 30, do I need to go to sleep at 7pm?

only if you have to be up at 330 am.
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Am I gonna have to eat the early bird specials
where else are you going to find a $4 surf and turf?
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Start taking vitamins?
should have started 10 years ago.
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Get my balls and butthole fingered or whatever goes on at the doctor?
not till mid 40s usually.
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Stop watching reality TV?
Surivor is the BEST GOT DAMN SHOW ON TV!!!
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No more getting shite faced on the weekends?
occasionally is still ok. every weekend should have stopped 5 years ago.
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Can I still use words like "finger blast" and "bro"?
never acceptable.
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Do I stop having fun now?
different fun.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:01 pm to
Keep going, bc hammer's time is over...
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:01 pm to
30 and still in school?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:01 pm to
Hammertime


It's downhill from now on, bro. I recommend you drink an Emergen-C each morning and evening, and hit the hay no later than 9:30 PM.

Don't think about 35. It'll depress you.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:05 pm to
2nd degree
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hit the hay no later than 9:30 PM
How the hell do you get shite done doing that? I am normally up at 8am and laying in bed at 2:30am

Time change the other day has completely screwed me. Been going to sleep at 3:30 and up at 7



Eta: Do I need to buy a mid-90s Corvette?
This post was edited on 3/11/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:07 pm to
You realize you're not a fricking woman and its not a big deal
This post was edited on 3/11/14 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:14 pm to
That's the point of the thread bro
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:23 pm to
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No more getting shite faced on the weekends


I turned 30 years ago and havent learned this lesson yet. You have time
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:27 pm to
Up until now, I had no reason not to unless I had something going on the next day. Normally takes me a day of laying around to recover from a serious night out

Seems like a bunch of my friends turned into bums at 25 and now 30 like those exact days are some huge deal for them
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:31 pm to
yeah that happens. Im 30 and some people don't like to stay out all night like me. Find younger friends.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:40 pm to
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shitty because I had 5hrs of school and after that 5hrs of homework


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wtf do I do now?


Maybe get the frick out of school and get a real job?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/11/14 at 12:40 pm to
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Had my bday yesterday, and it was shitty because I had 5hrs of school and after that 5hrs of homework


I'm just wondering what you're still doing in school at 30? Be nice, I'm 62. Respect your elder and now compadre.

Oh yeah, your next big step - will receive from AARP at age 50 info about how to get your life in order before you die, which might happen at any time according to them.
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