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Text from neighbor
Posted on 3/2/14 at 11:57 am
Posted on 3/2/14 at 11:57 am
Joe received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you
will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in that said: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi",not "wife".
My uncle sent this to me and thought I would share. Good day O-Ters.
I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you
will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in that said: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi",not "wife".
My uncle sent this to me and thought I would share. Good day O-Ters. 
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 11:59 am to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:00 pm to Mie2cents
nice
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:00 pm to Mie2cents
Someone emailed me that last week. I 'd
'd
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:01 pm to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:01 pm to Mie2cents
You thought you would share a story about a person committing murder? Is this a funny to you? Real or not this is not a laughing matter. You should seek help ! I will pray for you.
J/k I giggle a little
J/k I giggle a little
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:01 pm to Mie2cents
Thank you for this
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:02 pm to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:02 pm to nosaj
quote:
Thank you for this
You're welcome nosaj.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:03 pm to Mie2cents
that would suck if true
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:04 pm to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:05 pm to zztop1234
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:06 pm to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:12 pm to Mie2cents
Good stuff 
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:13 pm to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:14 pm to Mie2cents
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:20 pm to kywildcatfanone
I actually had someone show me this this morning at church... Still funny !
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:29 pm to Mie2cents
Even Putin would laugh at that one !
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 3/2/14 at 12:33 pm to Mie2cents
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