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Man attempts to have sex with cow, 2nd man videotapes, cow totals 3 cars

Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:50 pm
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11921 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:50 pm
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A computer tech for the Farmington school system was arrested for trying to have sex with a cow while another man shot video.
The cow was later hit by three cars that are now totaled. Two men are now in custody.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57359 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:51 pm to
his wife or an actual cow?
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:51 pm to
What the what?
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11921 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

his wife or an actual cow?


actual cow
Posted by MrBiriwa
Biriwa,OH
Member since Nov 2010
7116 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:52 pm to
It was so bad, the cow decided to kill itself
Posted by deNYEd
Houston
Member since Jul 2007
9689 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:53 pm to
i about lost it at "we can't show you the video bc the man was naked and covered in jello"
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64598 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:53 pm to
...When Stump Breaking Goes Wrong.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:53 pm to
pics of cow
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40971 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:53 pm to
That news telecast

"The man was naked and covered in jello"

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

"The man was naked and covered in jello



Wait, nobody else does this?
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
11454 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:55 pm to

How'd they know its jello??

I dont even,,,
This post was edited on 2/27/14 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64598 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

pics of cow


Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57359 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:56 pm to
oh snap
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:56 pm to
upvote
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11921 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:56 pm to
Well played Darth_Vader, well played
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11010 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:56 pm to
You always find the weirdest shite
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Darth_Vader


Now that's an acceptable cow to frick.

Upvote.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:57 pm to
Poor cow...raped, then road kill. And somewhere out there on the internet, there's a cow-rape porno floating around and neither the cow nor it's family can do anything about it.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:57 pm to
I am going to have to plead ignorance here. Had I known that type of behavior was frowned upon....
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8158 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:58 pm to
Somehow people never believe me when I tell them that Ohio is the most redneck state.
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