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Cancer Diagnosed With Skip Bayless
Posted on 2/25/14 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 2/25/14 at 9:52 pm
‘It’s Stage IV Skip Bayless, The Loudest, Most Aggressive Kind,’ Say Doctors
NEW YORK—Saying that nobody deserves to endure such an atrocious fate, doctors at Mount Sinai Medical Center announced at a press conference Tuesday that they had diagnosed cancer with stage IV Skip Bayless.
Surgical oncologist Dr. Andrew Bergman confirmed that Skip Bayless, one of the most dreaded and abhorrent diseases known to mankind, had metastasized, spreading throughout the malignant neoplasm and causing excruciating pain in the cancerous tissue.
“Realistically, cancer has little hope for survival with Skip Bayless this bad,” said Bergman, predicting that cancer will suffer severe agony brought on by the vociferous affliction that cuts off anyone in its path. “Based upon my professional experience, I’d say Skip Bayless is just about the worst thing you could have to deal with.”
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NEW YORK—Saying that nobody deserves to endure such an atrocious fate, doctors at Mount Sinai Medical Center announced at a press conference Tuesday that they had diagnosed cancer with stage IV Skip Bayless.
Surgical oncologist Dr. Andrew Bergman confirmed that Skip Bayless, one of the most dreaded and abhorrent diseases known to mankind, had metastasized, spreading throughout the malignant neoplasm and causing excruciating pain in the cancerous tissue.
“Realistically, cancer has little hope for survival with Skip Bayless this bad,” said Bergman, predicting that cancer will suffer severe agony brought on by the vociferous affliction that cuts off anyone in its path. “Based upon my professional experience, I’d say Skip Bayless is just about the worst thing you could have to deal with.”
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 9:53 pm to Stacked
Does Skip have cancer or not?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 9:54 pm to Stacked
Is it bad I was hoping your thread title was just a funny switch.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 9:56 pm to dhuck20
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Is it bad I was hoping your thread title was just a funny switch.
lol. Probably yes but it was bad when I was hoping the same thing when I read it too.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:04 pm to Stacked
When you get cancer you will really laugh at how funny this post is.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:04 pm to Stacked
Bayless is not even the most annoying person on that show
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:06 pm to Kafka
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Bayless is not even the most annoying person on that show
He's the most insufferable.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:07 pm to dhuck20
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Is it bad I was hoping your thread title was just a funny switch.
I won't lie. I'm pretty sure I had an above average twinkle in my eye when I saw the title... And cancer killed 3 of the most influential people of my late teenage life.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:13 pm to prostyleoffensetime
Stage IV what? All types of cancers have stages
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:17 pm to Lithium
when i read this headline i thought he had really gotten diagnosed with cancer
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:19 pm to Stacked
I opened this thread knowing the title was a joke but hoping Skip actually had cancer. Am I a bad person?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:28 pm to Jamohn
No. Everyone opened this thread was hoping that Skip Bayless had cancer.
And I had a cousin and a good friend who both died very young from cancer.
And I had a cousin and a good friend who both died very young from cancer.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:38 pm to Stacked
Everyone that makes a cancer joke in here must add a disclaimer about a relative who has had it.
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