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Your most embarrassing auto-correct text message.

Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:54 pm
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47735 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:54 pm
This was a text I sent to my wife last week. We have a convenience store in out town called EZ Mart. My wife sent me a text "hey, where are you at?" my reply "I'm in EZ Mary".
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:55 pm to
Terrible
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:56 pm to
Woman thought I was calling her mom and got a little bent out of shape.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75191 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:57 pm to
Hehehe
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by tigerbaittrick
Member since Jan 2010
7265 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:57 pm to
That's not even that bad.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47735 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:02 pm to
I know but it's actually true. Most will be made up bullshite like "I'm going to whole foods" turned into "I'm going to whore you out"
Posted by Coach C
Member since Jan 2008
444 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:05 pm to
Texted my friend who I buy supplements from "how much for the whey" came out "how much for the weed"
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3746 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:05 pm to
I like texting dirty things to my wife on purpose all the while she thinks it's been auto-corrected.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47735 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:10 pm to
I just change her background to a pic of my dick.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62773 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

EZ Mary

pics?
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3746 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23063 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:25 pm to
true story. and you can tell it's true because it's not very good.

not a text message but a Siri voice recognition deal. I'm taking my kid to a soccer game and forgot what field he's playing on.

I'm driving so to be safe i ask Siri "ask my wife what field is it again".

She come back with "I don't understand 'My wife with dildos it again' over the speaker in the car. my oblivious son wasn't listening but i was cracking up.
Posted by AlaskanLSUfan
NOLA
Member since Mar 2005
2232 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:44 pm to
I was texting a female friend while at LSU. I said 'give me a sec' which autocorrected to sex.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47735 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:45 pm to
that's good.
Posted by lawless
Livingston, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2011
68 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 10:40 pm to
I was asking my friend if her mom (who does hair) still strips hair and i accidentally sent "hey, does your mom still strip?"
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20969 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 10:48 pm to
I sent a text to my brother and wanted to say shite, but it autocorrected to Shot.

He was so confused. It was hilarious!
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